UN: frostbite

[frostedoverland]

Yo, whats up, DA?

Names Jack, im new. So i need to know what everyone does for fun around here. I havent really been to school in like 300 years. Pretty sure things are different than when the pilgrims arrived on the mayflower.

[He's being a little shit because obviously things are different. Vaccines are amazing things, the internet seems pretty handy, cellphones are awesome but he's never really used one. Yanno, the works.]

Also, i keep hearing something about a prom? Is that mandatory? And most importantly, do I have to wear shoes?

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[soft_focus]

The sprites are fey and they get cold and scratches and stuff though...

[frostedoverland]

being part of them isnt quite the same as being them

idk i just got made of more sterner stuff when i woke up also i control cold things so obvs that wouldnt effect me anymore

dont like the heat tho so ok maybe not as impervious as i meant to make it out to be but the lighter stuff is kinda whatever

makes sense?

[marmoron]

heh
well im not backing down from that challenge
you're on

[talkstoposters]

It's in the Outlands. Do you know where the Mushroom Kingdom is?

[soft_focus]

The first one doesn't make sense at all!!

But also it's summer so if you don't like heat you should get sandals for when you're on hot things like sidewalks and roofs.

[Oddly, Reira isn't making any assumptions about Jack when she says roofs. She just likes to go up there a lot.]

[frostedoverland]

ill let you know when its here

[frostedoverland]

not sure what else to tell you kiddo

I can freeze the ground so its not a big deal

[frostedoverland]

nope

didnt go much further than the fey kingdoms whenever i visited otherwise im usually in the human world.

[marmoron]

uh huh
well it was nice of you to say hi totally coincidentally

[talkstoposters]

What can I say? I'm a nice guy.

[Whoosh. Sarcasm went right over his head.]

[talkstoposters]

There's a warp pipe that'll take you to my kingdom. Pretty sure there's another one that'll take you to the Mushroom Kingdom, too, but I can't remember where it is.

[marmoron]

[Y'know what. Keith will let him have that.]

you could be worse

[...kinda.]

[talkstoposters]

Obviously. But I'm taking my job seriously.

[marmoron]

ok but if you're taking the job seriously
shouldn't you be saying hi to every new student

[talkstoposters]

Hey, you know what else is part of taking this job seriously? Handing out detention. Maybe I should start.

[marmoron]

ooh woops gotta go finish off some homework
talk more later 👍

[soft_focus]

Okay

[Reira isn't skilled in the idea of drawing things out for emphasis, but boy she Would if she Could.]

If you freeze stuff does that mean you never get to feel warm things?

Wind is like that.