un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

[this is posted during prom, specifically during this conversation. this will probably explain a few things.]

A public survey for the masses. The more answers, the better, as this is intended to prove a point and be an accurate reflection of the population.

-Please explain your interpretation of the meaning of the lyrics of Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" as played at the grad dinner approx. 6 minutes ago. Do not consult other people's answers or other sources beforehand.
-Do you believe everyone has the same interpretation you do?
-Did you know "stoned" does not consistently refer to the execution method before last week? This question is only slightly related, but I would be remiss not to include it.

Regards,
Kokoro Belmont

Comments

[stavros]

15, and aren't we supposed to ask what we don't know? It is a school!

[strings_theory]

Ain't knocking you, was just curious. Guessin' you're from somewhere that you didn't listen to popular music a lot? Because, uh, this shit was on the radio for a long time when it first came out.

Speaking of, do me a favor and go listen to this and tell me what it means. I'm curious.

[stavros]

I feel like this is some kind of trap and whatever I say is wrong. It seems somewhat like she's stalking him, though.

un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Are you sure you want to open this can of worms?

[stavros]

I fear it's already well open by now.

[strings_theory]

Nah, she's not. Though I can see where you'd get that from at least.

This is probably a little easier.

[stavros]

What even IS this?

[strings_theory]

A fun goddamned time?

Oh! Also, forgot to mention, the chorus from Anaconda is from an entirely different song. And old ass song, at that.

[transfusionem]

Unfortunately. Well, at least you're learning?

[rwbyrose]

RUNE ARMOR!!!

That's sooo cool! Where'd you get that from?

[stavros]

And that's also not about snakes.

[stavros]

I didn't expect this sort of educational content.

[strings_theory]

Nope. It's mostly about asses.

You're welcome.

[stavros]

A group my family knows. It's difficult to handle, but it's effective.

[stavros]

Why is the set full of giant butts.

[strings_theory]

Because the 90s were fucking wild. Also the fact that dude is the least serious dude in the history of ever, so he didn't really want it to be serious.

[stavros]

I don't know how a song like that would be serious at all, so I suppose there's a point there.

How does the entire school know these things.

[strings_theory]

I mean, my excuse is that I'm from a shithole country and a shithole state where this sort of shit isn't remotely uncommon?

[stavros]

I thought the southern US was supposed to be full of religious people who censored everything. At least that's what everybody says on the news.

[strings_theory]

Sure as shit ain't like that in Florida, man.

[stavros]

Oh. And in Florida... everybody listens to buttocks music.

[strings_theory]

Depends on the part of Florida. The beaches and the southern part? Yeah, pretty much.

[stavros]

I... see. At least I think I see.

[strings_theory]

Florida, the land of old-ass people and then those of us forced to live here and get on their damn nerves.

[transfusionem]

You mean you weren't expecting to be the only one who doesn't know what the song is really about?