HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[made_up_names]

right

i dont understand how this is a surprise to anyone with eyes

[unpocoloco]

IT KIND OF WAS
YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE SOMEONE HERE WHO'S TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL AND DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND YOU ADD ME IN ASSOCIATION TO THEM
I WAS KEEPING MY LAST NAME OFF OFFICIAL PAPERS FOR THIS PETER

[made_up_names]

nice

i approve

[made_up_names]

wait what
okay i didnt even realize you took her last name
and that you KEPT it
thats the cutest thing ive ever heard

[made_up_names]

thanks tho, i appreciate being the alps. seems like a pretty sweet mountain range

[unpocoloco]

peter
i am not
interested
in a rebound
and at least if you're going to try it would have to be someone actually interested in me

[spelleton]

My apologies, but I'm afraid your matchmaking efforts, though valiant, will inevitably come to naught.

[unpocoloco]

I LITERALLY TOLD
OF COURSE I


WHY WOULDN'T I KEEP IT?
THATS NORMAL
THATS PERFECTLY NORMAL

[made_up_names]

but he knows
about
your bones

[ His resolve is weakening. ]

[made_up_names]

:(

well theres always fanfic

[unpocoloco]

peter
stop talking
now.

[made_up_names]

no it isnt
thats like the first thing you ditch if you take their last name

[ Peter Parker, teenaged divorce expert. ]

[spelleton]

You don't know nearly enough about me to even begin writing any sort of story involving me! Though I suppose fanfiction was never married to accuracy to begin with.

[unpocoloco]

its
still my name
it is still my name
those years still happened
i dont have to pretend they didnt
im just doing imelda a favor
a favor which is now ruined
but nevertheless
and youre wrong about changing names theres a whole process in legal documentation which i think i would know better than you

[unpocoloco]

your tía is one click away chamaco
dont push it

[made_up_names]

i was gonna say
lack of canon knowledge never stopped ANYONE

[made_up_names]

you still didnt have to put it on all your paperwork

[ WAIT. ]

except you left it off all your paperwork
uh
checkmate anyway???

[made_up_names]

FINE fine
wont stop me from finishing the h/c fic im working on

[made_up_names]

this is self defense
an anti murder precaution

[made_up_names]

WHAT
no
you wouldnt

[unpocoloco]

i left it off the paperwork here
here
you know
this place full of magic things that the world doesn't think exists
that is different from legal government paperwork and changing a name
what would i even change it TO if i did?

[made_up_names]

uhhh whatever your last name was before
also youre arguing for my point now just sayin

[unpocoloco]

i absolutely would
ill tell her exactly whats going on
are you truly prepared to deal with that for the next year chamaco
a worried tía blowing up your phone
im not sure i would be

[made_up_names]

thats not fair
also shes already blowing up my phone
did you tell her about the attack

[unpocoloco]

i dont
i told you i dont reme



you know what
no
this discussion is over
you are done bothering imelda
you are done bringing this up in public
i am done hearing you question my name decisions