HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[deuteranope]

I'm onto you spanner

[missleading]

What you do is set a trap on the door like
Balance something so it falls on the person when they try to sneak in

Private

[missleading]

Of course
I know our floor is hard to deal with, but we all care about her
I think she's the closest thing to a big sister or a mom that some of us have had for a long time
So we'll look out for her, and make sure she doesn't work herself to the bone

Don't tell her that, obviously!!

And that goes for you too, you know!
We might just be kids, but we want to look out for all of you too

Private

[unpocoloco]

ah im glad to hear that
that means she really is exactly who i remember

dont worry
with neither of us talking you can be sure your secret is safe with me

be careful what you wish for though
i can always rope you kids into helping with my errands or something equally terrible

thank you

[infestedcouncilpresident]

but now youre expecting that! It wont save me at all anymore!

[inkedspell]

If any random children show up at my door, I know who I will be blaming.

Private

[missleading]

They can't be so bad if you have a few friends along to help
Right???

Private

[unpocoloco]

thats optimistic
but perhaps apt
my errands arent actually that terrible
i suppose ill have to think about it and let you know if i ever need extra hands


though uh
speaking of that
i actually messed my arm pretty bad earlier this week
totally unrelated and nothing to worry about but typing this all out one handed is a bit tricky
so im going to say take care for now okay
ill see you around minako

[deuteranope]

where the fuck would I get a kid dumbass

[everybodypanic]

what why

sparkles are awesome and make everything better

[inkedspell]

From the school idiot. They have an entire branch of the school for younger kids. I don't happen to deal with any of them.

[deuteranope]

why would I just take a kid??? the fuck

[inkedspell]

Why would i want one? You're the one who started this crazy hypothetical.

[deuteranope]

I take it back your sense of humor sucks

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[She has the good conscience to look abashed at that.]

Don't be impressed over something like that.