[weeps why is he a scrawny bitch with no muscles, only able to climb on things because he's fast and stubborn, not strong... he can't break down a door!]

Uh, listen, if you can hear me, you -- you have to cover your mouth and stay low! And don't open the window! I think.

[It's been...a long time since he learned anything about fire safety?? He knows that it can't be...too terrible, though, because when he tried the knob it wasn't warm, or anything. He does...carry a screwdriver on him, ever since Kano stole the door knob at the icebreaker event before school started...how much time does he have

okay no that's stupid he's just gonna have to do his best to slam what little weight he has against the door and hope the frame-y part splinters and lets him in]