thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

[deuteranope]

Make sure you keep passing! If you have trouble don’t be afraid to get help from someone okay?

Or I’ll come tutor you myself.

[suddenlybees]

Have some faith!!
I didn't raise them to be murderers!!!!

[suddenlybees]

That's right~
Don't think your secrets are safe from me.

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

And you would give that up just to watch my cat?

Those are good jobs, Maverick.

[suddenlybees]

I've got smarter friends than you, Angelique!
You're not getting any of my hard earned silence money!!!

[suddenlybees]

Hmm
Well
Let's keep that a secret for now~
But why the hell do you like talking to me for????

[deuteranope]

I mean I’d still work for mama when she asked but fuck yeah are you kidding getting paid to pet a cat??

[deuteranope]

hey quit biting the hand that feeds you jackass

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Maybe not, but 26000€ is a lot of money for two girls to split.

[suddenlybees]

Oh
Hm
I guess I do kinda owe you...
Just this one secret, then!
I'll allow you only this one secret!

[deuteranope]

1. like a weasel kinda
2. drum roll please
3. I will fucking take your heart and give it to Kano to do with as he fucking pleases if you keep playing this game

[suddenlybees]

It's not a lot, in the grand scheme of things~
I don't want them to grow up and live in want, you know?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[Those are real jobs is what she means... But that's moot.]

And feed her and clean up after her.
It is apparently a very life-threatening job.
Kano haggled for life insurance in the event of Pepita eating him.

How are you doing with your studies, by the way? You're in the same year as Kano, aren't you?

[hippocarnival]

well

you're funny and you're really nice. I have a lot of fun hanging out with you, and you put up with my dumb ideas

so far

[Like making inago out of crickets. And not leaving Kano alone with his hollow mother.]

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

You're such a thoughtful brother.
They're lucky to have you.
Which is why I'm going to take one more precaution.

[deuteranope]

damn he can be reasoned with

[suddenlybees]

I'll have you know I'm a very reasonable person~
For the right price!

[suddenlybees]

LOL Aren't I~
What is it?

[suddenlybees]

[ Hahahaha... Kano likes to believe he's more mean-spirited than funny, and the concept of being nice is just sort of laughable when there are so many others who are so much more open and straightforward about it. ]

He~h
Such praise~!
I have lots of fun with you too, Yuya!
And I'm always open to dumb ideas~
Never mind the "so far" either, just try me~

[deuteranope]

well yeah Pepita could murder goddamn secret agents without unsheathing her claws

only because I haven’t gone to school in five fucking years... I’m doing fine

[deuteranope]

$8000/month for silence, what’s your usual reason rate?

[tsuns]

wtf that's so cruel ricky

me giving you shit about your name is way more tame than kano being all necro

[deuteranope]

don't kinkshame him

[tsuns]

what kind of magic do you have that can just suck that shit out of my body???

[suddenlybees]

It's called a switchblade~