subconmodo: (H - Sly Guy)
The Snatcher ([personal profile] subconmodo) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork 2019-02-19 12:56 am (UTC)

[Excessive legalese? HA. HE WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, TOKI.]

Of course, of course! Now, as I mentioned before, I put everything in writing. Feel free to look it over if you don't believe me.

[He pulls the paper out of a binder, holding it out for Toki to inspect.]

I, Avery Atchison, agree to a contest of words. Tokidoki Rikugou will provide a copy of legal fine print, chosen randomly from an internet search, to be read by both parties. Neither party is to memorize the contents of the contest material before the appointed time, decided upon by Avery Atchison. Whoever finishes the reading first is declared the winner.

Should Tokidoki Rikugou be declared the winner of the contest, he shall receive an A on his midterm. He is allowed to bring one (1) witness.

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[The contract is entirely in German.]

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