What? You serious? Not jerking my chain?

[Bowser just kind of...stares blankly at the screen, blinking a few times before returning to his neutral expression, thought slightly more grumpy than usual.]

Alright, listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. Gym's what keeps you rough, tough, and ultra buff! You think you're gonna beat up daemons with some twig arms and legs? Guess again, chump. They'll stomp you flat! All the combat training in the world ain't gonna help you if your bod's a mess!