UN: SARINSCRIPTION

[inkedspell]

You crazy people can't ever seem to stay out of trouble, but at least that keeps this place fun.

I may have been gone for a while but it didn't take me much to catch up so Tutoring Sessions Will Continue! If you weren't on my list before but want to be now, hit me up. If you want to drop the sessions, that's fine, too.

And I left that adaptive golem for a reason, but should have known someone would abuse the opportunity teach him how to cuss in ten different languages. Cute, but unhelpful for my research.

If it was you Spudnut, I will find out.

{OOC: Sarona has been absent for nearly two months due to a death and legal custody issues, but she's back now and ready to get back into things!}

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

ha! I fucking wish. been too busy with my own shit to be the coolest teacher your golem ever had

bet Ricktoria misses batting that fucker around though

[inkedspell]

I'm gonna believe you. I know if you did it, you'd be too proud to hide it.

If you have any ideas or directions you want to be nice and pass on, there might be something nice in it for you later.

[deuteranope]

damn right

hmmmm that's maybe interesting...depends whatcha got

[inkedspell]

I didn't get a chance to finish Ricktoria's golem before I left, so there's that. And you know a few other little things I've been working on since I left.

[deuteranope]

sounds like that should be mine whether I help out or not

[inkedspell]

I don't owe you anything, so I can just find someone else with a cute cat to give it to or donate it to the animal shelter.

[deuteranope]

I was gonna say something shitty and selfish but honestly they probably need the help

[inkedspell]

Don't worry. I was already planning to make four for them. Two for cats and two bigger ones for dogs.

But my heart has grown two sizes with your display of adorable animal love.

[deuteranope]

oh fuck off spanner

Ricktoria will happily be pampered when it needs testing and I will happily learn new curses but being real I don't fucking remember what that thing all does so idk what I want programmed into it

[inkedspell]

Petting, belly rubs, snack dispenser, also you can record your voice and give her cute messages during the day.

I was planning to add more features, but that would take longer. It's already taken months longer than it should have.

[deuteranope]

okay but consider

being able to fucking recognize when she's being a bitch and EATING FUCKING PLASTIC SHE'S JUST GONNA BARF UP AGAIN LATER

and then stopping her somehow

also laser pointer

[inkedspell]

Adding something to intervene if it catches her eating non-edibles won't be hard.

If I add a laser pointer, what will she even need you for anymore? The golem can be her new owner altogether.

[deuteranope]

jokes on you I already have other people do laser pointer duty because I can barely fucking see it ever

and I'm still the favorite

[inkedspell]

So the laser needs to be neon purple then. Got it.

[Because of course she'd include a laser, Mav.]

[deuteranope]

[!!!!]

purple is good

[inkedspell]

I thought you'd think so. Maybe I'll have it finished in a week or so.

[Give her time to catch up with anyone doing some tutoring days with her and then work on her own projects.]