un: rikugou

[yokeye]

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 🅟🅢🅐 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ATTENTION: STUDENTS, FACULTY, AND STAFF

ADVANCE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE UPCOMING DRAMA CLUB PRODUCTION OF "THE BEE PLAY"
SPECIAL PRICE FROM NOW UNTIL MAY 31ST: 30 EUROS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE
Date of performance to be determined.
All proceeds will be donated to the Soleil Animal Shelter.
★彡 ᵂᴬᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ: ᴷᴬᴺᴼ ᴹᴬᵞ ˢᵁᴹᴹᴼᴺ ᴬ ᴿᴬᴵᴺᴮᴼᵂ ᴮᴱᴱ ᴰᴬᴱᴹᴼᴺ ᴰᵁᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴾᴱᴿᶠᴼᴿᴹᴬᴺᶜᴱ! 彡★
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[An hour later, a short retraction statement follows.]

UPDATE: THIS INFORMATION IS UNVERIFIED AND TICKETS WILL HENCEFORTH BE UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY QUESTIONS TO YUYA SAKAKI (UN: FUNDIRECTION)

Comments

[yokeye]

gold coins are an acceptable form of payment!

[sleepybitch]

Alright. So we're playing this by ear.

[He looks over Toki's shoulder, peering at all the different boxes.]

What's in those?

[yokeye]

I think he got of rid of some things. There's not as many!

[He can't remember what's missing, but the next box reveals nails and screws. That's familiar. He sets it aside.]

Nails and screws and things like that. I think there was a box of socks at some point too.

[The next box has something new. Jars of powder. White and yellow. He holds one up for Noctis to inspect.]

Think it's like explosive stuff!? The bee cannon comes before the daemon summoning!

[subconmodo]

This sounds like a complete and utter disaster in the making.

Any chance you could let me know when ticket sales start up again?

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Lawyer, eh? You wouldn't happen to be in the market for one, would you?

Feels like a lifetime or two since I've gotten the chance to stretch my legs in court.

[yokeye]

i'll make sure you get front row seats!

[subconmodo]

Perfect! I'll be holding you to that, kiddo.

[talkstoposters]

About time someone said yes. Exchanging them's always a pain and the hassle just ain't worth it.

[talkstoposters]

[Oh great, it's this guy again.]

That sounds awfully convenient. What's your angle?

private

[talkstoposters]

From what I've seen of this place, you chumps are gonna be counting on me A LOT. Not that I'm complaining. It's only natural when you're as awesome as me!

[subconmodo]

Well for one it's not going to be free. I might be persuaded to add a co-worker discount, but other than that you'd have to pay the fee!

But seriously, it's been, like, over 300 years. I worked hard for this degree and I want to make use of it!

[talkstoposters]

Oh. Well. If all it'll cost me is money, I can live with that. You've got yourself a deal.

[sleepybitch]

Then where'd it all go?

[Did he use the stuff up already or what?

Noctis couldn't say.

He blinks at the jars of powder, before taking a moment to think. His hand rubs at his chin absently, and then he shrugs.]

It could be. There's a lot of stuff it could be. It's just...powder.

[yokeye]

[Noctis is right, it could be anything. It needs to be examined. Toki takes the jars out of the box.]

We can just take a little of each one and I'll have someone analyze it! I'll be right back!

[He will prove this bee cannon/summoning is happening. He turns back to the hole, only to find it's smaller. By a wide margin. It's closing up by itself.]

Uhh... Nevermind! Look for some kind of containers; that maybe wont be missed!

[sleepybitch]

[Well, things seem to have gone from bad to worse.

Which is unfortunate. Noctis looks at the hole, pressing his lips together, before looking back at Toki.]

Why don't you just take the whole thing? If he asks about it you could blame it on his roommate.

[Which is probably just some poor NPC...]

[yokeye]

He doesn't have a roommate!

[As far as Toki knows. Maybe he does and they're just never home.]

Alright! [Bad decision made.] Here's what we're going to do! I will take the jars...

[He gathers all four of the jars, and looks again at the rapidly closing escape hole.]

I'm sorry, but people on this floor know me and it can't get back to Kano that I was in here! If they see you in the hallway, just tell them you're lost! It's fine! You seem like a nice guy, no one will be suspicious! But I have to go!

[And he's gone, speeding away down the third floor hallway; leaving Noctis in Kano's room by himself with the door wide open.]