un: rikugou

[yokeye]

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 🅟🅢🅐 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ATTENTION: STUDENTS, FACULTY, AND STAFF

ADVANCE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE UPCOMING DRAMA CLUB PRODUCTION OF "THE BEE PLAY"
SPECIAL PRICE FROM NOW UNTIL MAY 31ST: 30 EUROS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE
Date of performance to be determined.
All proceeds will be donated to the Soleil Animal Shelter.
★彡 ᵂᴬᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ: ᴷᴬᴺᴼ ᴹᴬᵞ ˢᵁᴹᴹᴼᴺ ᴬ ᴿᴬᴵᴺᴮᴼᵂ ᴮᴱᴱ ᴰᴬᴱᴹᴼᴺ ᴰᵁᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴾᴱᴿᶠᴼᴿᴹᴬᴺᶜᴱ! 彡★
---
[An hour later, a short retraction statement follows.]

UPDATE: THIS INFORMATION IS UNVERIFIED AND TICKETS WILL HENCEFORTH BE UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY QUESTIONS TO YUYA SAKAKI (UN: FUNDIRECTION)

Comments

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, well, that mistake took me from excited station to an express train headed for DISAPPOINTMENT CENTRAL! There better be tickets on sale later or someone's gonna be hearing from my lawyer!

[yokeye]

tickets will definitely be available at a later time, professor!

[talkstoposters]

Good. I better get some decent seats, too.

Also you take gold coins, right?

[yokeye]

gold coins are an acceptable form of payment!

[talkstoposters]

About time someone said yes. Exchanging them's always a pain and the hassle just ain't worth it.

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Lawyer, eh? You wouldn't happen to be in the market for one, would you?

Feels like a lifetime or two since I've gotten the chance to stretch my legs in court.

[talkstoposters]

[Oh great, it's this guy again.]

That sounds awfully convenient. What's your angle?

[subconmodo]

Well for one it's not going to be free. I might be persuaded to add a co-worker discount, but other than that you'd have to pay the fee!

But seriously, it's been, like, over 300 years. I worked hard for this degree and I want to make use of it!

[talkstoposters]

Oh. Well. If all it'll cost me is money, I can live with that. You've got yourself a deal.