un: rikugou

[yokeye]

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 🅟🅢🅐 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ATTENTION: STUDENTS, FACULTY, AND STAFF

ADVANCE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE UPCOMING DRAMA CLUB PRODUCTION OF "THE BEE PLAY"
SPECIAL PRICE FROM NOW UNTIL MAY 31ST: 30 EUROS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE
Date of performance to be determined.
All proceeds will be donated to the Soleil Animal Shelter.
★彡 ᵂᴬᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ: ᴷᴬᴺᴼ ᴹᴬᵞ ˢᵁᴹᴹᴼᴺ ᴬ ᴿᴬᴵᴺᴮᴼᵂ ᴮᴱᴱ ᴰᴬᴱᴹᴼᴺ ᴰᵁᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴾᴱᴿᶠᴼᴿᴹᴬᴺᶜᴱ! 彡★
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[An hour later, a short retraction statement follows.]

UPDATE: THIS INFORMATION IS UNVERIFIED AND TICKETS WILL HENCEFORTH BE UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY QUESTIONS TO YUYA SAKAKI (UN: FUNDIRECTION)

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

is the price after may 31 less than €30

[yokeye]

my apologies maverick!
i do not have that information at this time!

[deuteranope]

how do you not have that information

[yokeye]

that question also cannot be answered!
how else may i assist you?

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

[Whoa whoa staring who, who in the club gave Toki the green light for this.]

WE HAVENT STARTED AUDITIONS

and it's the fall play

but Nana's still fixing the script

who gave you that picture

[yokeye]

it was decided by all involved in this project
that auditions were unneeded!
you and nana are clearly the best!
that's why it's "advanced tickets"
because it's so far away
and the script isn't done!
i drew it, do you like it?

[hippocarnival]

by all you mean you and WHO

[Oh god, does he have to do damage control, he's never felt more dread than when it endangers the integrity if the drama club.]

there's going to be an open audition to the whole school like there is ever year and the best actors will be picked then

a FAIR audition that doesn't give favorites to drama club members

theres not even tickets yet

[yokeye]

[The integrity of the drama club was probably nonexistent the moment Toki joined it.]

i cannot disclose the committee members at this time!
this committee has also decided the traditions of previous plays
are outdated and must be re-invented!
tickets have been changed from physical to electronic
so yes, there are technically no tickets!

[Oh my god, Yuya. Read the entire thing. Toki regrets making this post; it was perhaps too subtle.]

[deuteranope]

do you have any information

[hippocarnival]

[How can he take the daemon bee threat seriously when it's surrounded by a ridiculous scam.]

is it Kano

he can't speak for the whole drama club

there's no committee!!!

[yokeye]

all relevant information is in the announcement!

[yokeye]

my apologies!
the committee was an inaccurate term!
henceforth they will be referred to as the Decisions Team!
for clarification, kano is not a member!

[deuteranope]

you don't even have a date though

[hippocarnival]

you can't make these kinds of decisions!!

dont take anyone's money you don't have valid tickets and it's not going to star me or Nana

[yokeye]

not at present!
the date entirely depends on predictions of the Seers!
it's a delicate matter!

[deuteranope]

that's stupid

private

[yokeye]

KANO IS GOING TO SUMMON A DAEMON!
IDK IF IT'S A BEE OR A SNAKE OR SOMETHING ELSE
BUT I SAW IT! MORE THAN ONCE!

[yokeye]

the money will be kept in escrow
and ticket vouchers will be used!

[yokeye]

i don't make the rules!

private

[hippocarnival]

what did we talk about before about your visions not always being what you think they are

you still can't sell fake tickets and put Nana and I in rolls there haven't been auditions for

private

[yokeye]

you don't believe me.
...
no one's bought any tickets yet.
i won't sell any!

[deuteranope]

it kinda seems like you did

[yokeye]

i don't recall doing so!
the Seers do what they want and bestow the information to us lowly students!

private

[hippocarnival]

nothing about this looks believable in the first place

please don't mislead people about the play

private

[yokeye]

okay!
corrections will be made with any inquiries!

[Kano will summon a daemon soon, and Toki will just watch it cause mayhem. That's fine.]