un: rikugou

[yokeye]

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 🅟🅢🅐 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ATTENTION: STUDENTS, FACULTY, AND STAFF

ADVANCE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE UPCOMING DRAMA CLUB PRODUCTION OF "THE BEE PLAY"
SPECIAL PRICE FROM NOW UNTIL MAY 31ST: 30 EUROS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE
Date of performance to be determined.
All proceeds will be donated to the Soleil Animal Shelter.
★彡 ᵂᴬᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ: ᴷᴬᴺᴼ ᴹᴬᵞ ˢᵁᴹᴹᴼᴺ ᴬ ᴿᴬᴵᴺᴮᴼᵂ ᴮᴱᴱ ᴰᴬᴱᴹᴼᴺ ᴰᵁᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴾᴱᴿᶠᴼᴿᴹᴬᴺᶜᴱ! 彡★
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[An hour later, a short retraction statement follows.]

UPDATE: THIS INFORMATION IS UNVERIFIED AND TICKETS WILL HENCEFORTH BE UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY QUESTIONS TO YUYA SAKAKI (UN: FUNDIRECTION)

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

is the price after may 31 less than €30

[yokeye]

my apologies maverick!
i do not have that information at this time!

[deuteranope]

how do you not have that information

[yokeye]

that question also cannot be answered!
how else may i assist you?

[deuteranope]

do you have any information

[yokeye]

all relevant information is in the announcement!

[deuteranope]

you don't even have a date though

[yokeye]

not at present!
the date entirely depends on predictions of the Seers!
it's a delicate matter!

[deuteranope]

that's stupid

[yokeye]

i don't make the rules!

[deuteranope]

it kinda seems like you did

[yokeye]

i don't recall doing so!
the Seers do what they want and bestow the information to us lowly students!

[deuteranope]

you're literally a seer

[yokeye]

that's why i said THE!
THE Seers!
the ones who run the school!
not me!
such an idiot, maverick!

[deuteranope]

I'm the idiot huh

how's your eye this fine fucking son of a gun of a day, bitch

[yokeye]

better than your tattoo!

[deuteranope]

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT TATTOO

[yokeye]

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