UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

Does anybody know how to ride a bike?
Asking for a friend.

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[playitagain]

Hm... four with the training wheels. I was about five.

But two after I learned to ride without them.

[suddenlybees]

He~h, five's pretty young!!!
How long did it take to ride without them?
Do you still have them?

[playitagain]

It was a good way to get around my neighbrhood!

I think it took me a few months. But five year-olds aren't the most graceful people.

I definitely don't have training wheels. Do you need training wheels?

[suddenlybees]

LOL
I know people decades older who aren't any more graceful~
But it's alright!
I don't NEED training wheels~
If somebody had them or you know of somebody who does, I wouldn't say no, though!!!!
I can always find a use for things~!!

[playitagain]

[She's worried about that, a little, after everything. Could he blow up the school with training wheels?]

Just be careful if you've never ridden a bike before.

It's trickier than it looks!

[suddenlybees]

[ Possibly, yes. ]

Don't worry, don't worry~
I've ridden a bike before!!

[ And crashed it. With Yuya on the back. But that's neither here nor there. ]

Anyways, I said it's for a friend!!
We'll be fine~
But if you've got any other tips, I bet they'll be super appreciated!!!

[playitagain]

[He turns them into something like Katamari Damacy...]

Okay!!

Ummmm so I don't know a lot. Try to keep your balance and don't go too fast!

[suddenlybees]

Isn't it easier to keep your balance if you're going fast?
Like... you're going forward too fast to fall sideways...
Something like that??

[playitagain]

Kind of??

But it hurts a lot more when you lose your balance if you go fast. Skinned knees all over the place.

[suddenlybees]

[ lmfao BOY DOES HE KNOW THAT ]

That's okay, that's okay~
There's less of a chance of losing your balance!!
I would take that gamble!!!!

[playitagain]

But you could go slower and learn to balance and then go fast without any worry??

[suddenlybees]

High stakes high payout, Nana-chan!!!!

[playitagain]

....what's the payout of going fast?

[suddenlybees]

Going fast!!!
And not falling, supposedly.

[playitagain]

But if you go slow at first, you get to go fast a lot more often later because you master that art...

[suddenlybees]

Is it impossible to master the art while going fast?
If there was a graph with like-
time, speed, and skill on each axis,
how do I maximize speed and skill while minimizing time?
I'm sure there's a winning combination!!

[playitagain]

Bike riding is like the banana grid.

You need to master the basic route at the start of town before you use the Level 2 Key Spheres and start the Banana Parkour Section.

[...i don't know what the Banana Parkour Section is]

[suddenlybees]

[ lmao Kano knows what nothing is and neither do I ]

...I see, I see!!

[ no he does not ]

Then, I'll try it out your way~
Start low and go slow... etc etc!
And soon I'll be riding up the walls!!

[playitagain]

That's the way, Kano-kun! Also make sure you...

[And there's a ping. It's a notification of something she bought him on Amazon, due to be delivered tomorrow because Nana has Prime.

...it's a bicycle helmet.]

...wear your helmet!

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh my god. Bless Nana, or else Kano would never buy his own helmet. ]

Ohh, how cool!
Thanks a bunch, Nana-chan!!!
I can make the mods myself, so I'll let you choose:
mohawk or cat ears??

[playitagain]

[KANO WITH A CAT EAR HELMET

she needs a second

Then:]

cat ears cat ears cat ears!!!!

[suddenlybees]

LOL
A full second is obviously lots of thought and consideration put into it!!
Cat ears it is~
I'll come ride over and show you sometime!!!

[playitagain]

I have my tastes. ♥

You should! I want to see as soon as you do.

[suddenlybees]

And they're good tastes. ♥
It won't be until sometime next week, probably!!
It's a pretty busy time until then, and you've got class prez things going on too, don't you?
How's everything coming along?

[playitagain]

[Nana might be blushing at her phone for no good reason.]

I do have lots of things for the election! We've made a lot of posters, buttons, some more stuff... and a bake sale is coming up! I'm putting that on next week.

I think it's coming along nicely! I'm doing my best. May the best candidate win, right?