UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

Does anybody know how to ride a bike?
Asking for a friend.

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[suddenlybees]

Feast your eyes on this!!!!!

[ He includes a screenshot of his title certificate. It's a valid certificate!!! But whether it's proof in the hands of an illusionist is up for Kanata to decide. ]

[tsuns]

okay nvm 112 things seem to be in order here

that still doesnt answer why

wait if you cant ride a regular bike how the fuck are you gonna be able to ride a motorcycle lmao

[suddenlybees]

Hey hey hey, I've ridden a motorcycle before!!

[ And crashed it in the span of five minutes BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT ]

They're totally different things, anyways!
Motorcycles go vroom vroom!!

[tsuns]

they have different pedals but its about balance idiot

b a l a n c e

if you dont know how to ride a bike and keep it upright you're gonna kill yourself on a motorcycle

[suddenlybees]

A motorcycle's wheels are thicker and therefore easier to balance on!
I won't die!!!!
But aww, thanks for worrying about me, Ka~na~ta~

[tsuns]

if that's your bar for worrying it's pretty low

i dont wanna see anyone's brain all over the school parking lot

do you want me to teach you how to ride a bike?????????

[suddenlybees]

LOL my expectations are just that low~
Anyways, I said it was for a friend, right??!?!?!?
But if you want to teach me and I'll teach them, we could make that happen!!

[tsuns]

oh my god

w/ or w/o training wheels

[suddenlybees]

w/

[tsuns]

i'm gonna have to get a bike first

an actual bike not your uh




vroom vroom LMFAO you have no shame man

got any preference? you want one with a horn?

[suddenlybees]

The vroom vroom is the most important part!!!
I want a horn and a basket up front and those colorful bead things on the wheels that click and light up when you ride~

[tsuns]

oh so are you footing the bill for this? got any other requests your majesty?

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmmmm
Money's kinda tight... but we'll manage!!
Do you think we can get rainbow streamers on the ends of the handles?

[tsuns]

are you five ?

[suddenlybees]

Maybe.
Also I forgot: glitter paint.
It's gotta be a pink glitter bike.

[tsuns]

you're going from oweing me half of all this to a whole ass loan

because i'd never be caught dead using a bike like that

[suddenlybees]

LOL
We can practice in the dead of night in the middle of the mountains.
We'll be fine~

[tsuns]

uh you don't learn to ride a bike in the mountains

u do it on a sidewalk with a helmet on

especially you, helmet is 100000005% necessary

[suddenlybees]

I have a hoodie.
My head's protected.

[tsuns]

BZZZZZZZZZT

nope, helmet

[suddenlybees]

Mohawk or cat ears?

[tsuns]

neither

red

with a strap

[suddenlybees]

Boring.

[tsuns]

SAFE and not expensive

idk if i can get you the specif

wait no u get what u get with the bike honestly i'm paying for it!!!!

but clear up some time on your calendar, this is gonna be a one day thing

[suddenlybees]

At least make it sparkly red????
How's Monday?

[ You don't have class on Monday, right? Right. ]