UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

Does anybody know how to ride a bike?
Asking for a friend.

Comments

[suddenlybees]

Ha! Yes!!
I knew there was a good reason for streamers~
And the thing about going fast so you don't fall, I was right too!!
Mohawk or cat ears?
We're biking in the mountains so it'll be fine, no cars~

[deuteranope]

less "right" and more "not entirely fucking wrong"

why not both?

who is "we" and why are you biking in the mountains?

[suddenlybees]

Same thing~
I'll see if I can make a strong case for both!!!!
Aaaaaaaaannd
"We" is me and my friend and the bike?
There's no cars in the mountains!!

[deuteranope]

which friend

[suddenlybees]

I have more than one friend... somehow... surprisingly...
Are you surprised????????

[deuteranope]

no, I just don't know if I'm more or less concerned if the friend isn't supposed to be me, the guy that can heal dumbasses like you

[suddenlybees]

What?
Are dumbasses like me usually a lost cause for healing?
It's not a problem, not a problem...

[deuteranope]

I'm just saying don't fling yourself off the edge of a mountain alright? I'll be super fucking pissed

[suddenlybees]

I won't, okay!?
I'm tying my hands to the handlebars, I won't go flying off!!!

[deuteranope]

that is just as likely to kill you as it isn't

[suddenlybees]

likesflowers begs to differ~
Do you want to come with?
To make sure I don't die?

[deuteranope]

likesflowers uses kaomoji and had to ask if a bike was a bike
if your bike is going over the edge, you fucking bail
a scraped knee is better than a broken fucking neck

ask me the day you're going and we'll see but probably not

[suddenlybees]

I like kaomojis and that's a valid question.
I'm trying to push for a 6AM start time-
how early a warning do you want your text?

[deuteranope]

never mind I'm not going

[suddenlybees]

Tuesday at noon!!!
An all expenses paid trip~
But we're not allowed to go to the mountains.
I'll swing by and pick you up!

[deuteranope]

[This is suspiciously much more catered to his tastes...]

fine whatever

[after...he breaks Kano's heart about Toki not being his friend, I guess...lmao...]

[suddenlybees]

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KK!
See you Tuesday!!!

[ EXCEPT HE'LL BE TOO BUSY CRYING IG ]