un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

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un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

yep, that sure is a real account.
congrats, hope you like it.
(for the record, the name's Jailbreak.)

[In theory, this is an alias. In practice, she's been using it for a solid decade, it's how she thinks of herself, and it's on multiple warrants for her arrest, so fuck it. It's her name now.]

[panpiping]

Thank you!
I like it a lot so far!!
I'll get to talk to so many people!

Hello, Jailbreak!

[nor_iron_bars]

cool, glad you're having fun.

[She does actually mean it- Wist seems pretty okay, when they're not summoning forth awkward reminders of her personal issues, and she'd rather just let bygones be bygones than hold any grudges about it.]

hey, you mentioned being hungry.
did you have a chance to check out the cafeteria, yet?
they got a waffle machine.

[Listen, she has her priorities, okay. The waffle machine is clearly important information.]

[panpiping]

[What a nice person.]

They make MACHINES
for WAFFLES?
What about pancakes??

[nor_iron_bars]

[Mostly she's just too lazy to be mean.]

y'know, i don't think they got one
but i feel like it should be easy to make one???
i could probably just modify one of the extra waffle machines...

[Great, now you've got her thinking about delicious breakfast engineering. This is probably going to end with a Rube-Goldberg machine that delivers you a stack of French toast and a glass of orange juice, somehow. Again.]

[panpiping]

Yeah!!
You definitely should!
Waffles are nice,
but pancakes are nicer!
And they don't have boxes.

[nor_iron_bars]

boxes are just super not your thing, huh.

[No judgement, she's just noticed a theme, here.]

[panpiping]

I've
been stuck in too many of them
to enjoy the shape much anymore...

[nor_iron_bars]

[Jail would offer some kind of comfort or sympathy here, but she's not really sure how, so:]

that's legit.

[That's sort of like emotional support? Kind of?]

how bout pyramids, instead?
they're a pretty cool shape.

[panpiping]

[They feel validated, which is more than some humans have made them feel, so everything is all good.]

hmmm
...
aesthetically pleasing!
never been in one!
don't want to be!

[nor_iron_bars]

seems reasonable.
wait
holy shit
idea:
we build a pancake pyramid.
make triangle-shaped pancakes and stick them together with syrup.

[panpiping]

Art
that you can eat!
This is a very good idea!

[nor_iron_bars]

fuck yeah, edible sculpture.
we gotta make this a thing.

[Well, the cafeteria was nice while it lasted.]

[panpiping]

I'd love to!!
I can really help?
Really, really?
That's so nice!

[nor_iron_bars]

sure, why not?
the more the merrier.
plus i'm pretty sure this is gonna be too many pancakes for 1 person.