un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

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[tsuns]

( Kanata squirms in their gangly grasp, about to speak when he gets a sudden clump of hair stuck in his mouth. HE CAN FEEL IT WRIGGLING OF ITS OWN ACCORD IN THERE!!! )

Pffth. Ugh. ( If he accidentally swallows a strand, will it grow inside of him and create a new alien?? Will it entangle and squeeze his insides until he dies?? Half of that is already happening anyway. ) It should be exactly the opposite! You can't just grab people like this, so put me down!

[panpiping]

[This is bad news, and Wist's hair fluffs up a little like it's trying to stand on end, just as startled as them.]

Oopsie doopsie.

[Such a silly phrase, but at least they sound genuinely remorseful about it, and they promptly set Kanata back on his feet.]

I was just so happy to see you! You helped me a bunch...

[tsuns]

( He's initially too distracted to care much about the apology, instead sputtering and trying to figure out if any of that magical hair is still stuck in his mouth. It feels like it, but he can't tell if it's just a phantom feeling or there's something really there. Uwogh. )

Yeah, yeah...take your door off your hinges and don't pick people up like that. ( Now that he's been placed back on the ground, Kanata straightens himself and tries to find some composure, even if that strange hair feeling is still there. ) You're some kinda magical, right? -- You aren't a daemon are you?

( If he swallowed daemon hair, he's straight up throwing himself in a vortex somewhere. )

[panpiping]

[Luckily, their hair stops acting of it's own accord once it's disconnected from their head unless they're specifically looking to move it. Unluckily, Kanata has most likely swallowed a strand of their hair because there's just So Much Hair.]

Huh? Nope! Not a daemon, but I vacationed in -- [Wist makes some sort of hellish, discordant noise that isn't humanly possible.] -- for a while! It was really nice! I'm a fae! I'm Wist! Hi!

[tsuns]

( Ah, a fae...Kanata's own personal interactions with them have been limited, but he definitely knows what they are. )

And you're gonna teach here? Why would you even want to? Don't fae like to run around and pick flowers and hang people upside down...or something.

( That may or may not be his limited interaction. ) How the hell do you even fit in there?

[panpiping]

[Their face is the very picture of the modern "lol".]

Haha... You think I'm a teacher? I can give plenty of lessons, but no way, no way! I want to learn things, now! You're already teaching me so much, it's wonderful.

[They can only stare blankly at the other question, though.]

[tsuns]

You're, uh...taking care of kids aren't you? What else is that supposed to mean?

( Kanata pauses before inhaling sharply, suddenly horror-struck. )

You're not the new nurse are you!?

[panpiping]

No way, no way! I'm no good at healing magic.

[That probably shouldn't be so excitedly announced, but whatever...]

I'm a student! But they said that I get this room because I'm taking care of you guys! I'm gonna make sure you all have tons of really happy times to look back on! I oopsed it a little with that whole spell thing I did, but I didn't know that was going to make people upset. I'll do better, now!

[tsuns]

Oh, you're an RA...still really great.

( His suspicions have been confirmed that no one does background checks on anyone here...or even like. Gives them interviews at all. An axe-wielding murderer could be their new divination professor and that would be about par for the course.

Kanata rubs his face, still not over being swung around by a near-seven foot tall wildling that may or may not accidentally kill him or someone sometime soon. )

I don't know what spells you like to cast, but if you're gonna be an RA, you should know more about humans. Like what may or may not kill 'em. Or invest in getting everyone those curtain bead things instead of doors...you know. The ones that make that shhshhshh noise when you walk through em.

( For their own sake... ) Also keep your weird magic shit to your own dorm, please.

[panpiping]

[Welcome to hell, Kanata. At least the worst of the flames are in a different building now. Until some serial killer ghost that possesses people decides to help fight Nightfall, anyway.]

Shhshhshh... [What an amazing noise.] I was just going to see if I could get rid of the door, but that thing sounds like fun! And I know some stuff about humans... I had human parents once. They didn't tell me any of this choking stuff. I know a lot of things that can kill you guys, though! Even blighty-bities, like you.