UN: CONCERTO

[fireindreams]

[Good evening Daybreak. Has everyone been having a good day? Good! Because it is about to become better. For a given definition of "better".

A couple of pictures are posted to the network and all of them taking place somewhere within one of the many shops in Centre Trois. The first few are of one Ekkehardt Gehring, although he looks rather normal due to the school-teacher glamour he is using. Evidently he's out shopping and is with someone, considering how close the pictures have been taken. What he is trying on...

It's....well, it's something. He doesn't look particularly thrilled by it so it's clearly not the man's idea. The next photo posted is a selfie that features Grimm with one arm swung over Ekkehardt's shoulders, so it gives away exactly who the mage with.

It could stop here but all is fair in love and terrible fashion decisions, and Grimm is not so cruel to post these pictures and run. So a couple more appear a minute later. These ones feature Grimm in a particularly hideous outfit and he will not apologize for how offensive it is to the eyes. Yes, he did wind up buying it.

All that written under the pictures is a simple ":D".

You're welcome, Daybreak.]

Comments

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

by the way that sweater was not my idea

[fireindreams]

[Does he say anything more and risk Ekkehardt hunting him down?

...

Well, Grimm can regenerate.]

You looked adorable in it.

[spelleton]

Why are you like this

To me specifically

[fireindreams]

[Been asking that...for ages....

Rude.]

There are many reasons, my friend! I enjoy your company and what results from it, and you are a genuinely interesting person. And it is amusing.

Re: un: hemlock

[unpocoloco]

Muy guapo, Ekkehardt. But really? Such genius and you're letting someone else take the credit? That is some generosity.

[spelleton]

Oh I fully intend for Grimm to take the credit he richly deserves for that choice of clothing.

Hardly generosity.

[unpocoloco]

[Can Ekkehardt tell he's snickering through text?]

He does seem to have great taste. Perhaps hiring him as a personal fashion consultant will do the trick.

UN: KA_KISKE, voice to text

[bejustorbedead]

hmmhehehe...

[Downside of voice to text? It will record every sound]

I don't know, you do make it look good.

[fireindreams]

He certainly does, doesn't he? It is amusing.

[Well, everything is amusing to Grimm on some level. But this takes the cake.]

[bejustorbedead]

So that is the 'ugly christmas sweater' I have heard much about?

[spelleton]

Even you, Mr Kiske? How disappointing.

I am surrounded by traitors at every turn.

[ WHY ARE ALL HIS FRIENDS LIKE THIS..........he's just being melodramatic though ]

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

[Bold of you to assume some obvious ugly shirt blackmail would have much effect on Puella. Though she is impressed that Grimm managed to get Ekkehardt to wear anything other than his usual, fancy getup]

those look great!!!

[fireindreams]

Thank you, my friend. Ekkehardt does look fetching in that sweater, yes?

[He is just fueling the fire at this point.]

[hattersgonnahat]

he should wear it more often.

[Sorry Ekke.]

[unpocoloco]

This is so beautiful. I'd like to thank you personally for this gift.

[fireindreams]

You are welcome, my friend.

He looks quite dashing, does he not?

[unpocoloco]

Extremely so. Show stopping, even. I'm a little envious.

un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

I hate it!

[It's an instinctual, immediate reaction...and once they look at the second image, they have another one of those.]

I love it!
Wow!!
You have much better taste!!

[fireindreams]

[Wist cannot see it, but Grimm bursts out laughing.]

Why thank you. But my friend did pick out the outfit for me.

It is delightfully hideous.

[Basically Grimm 100% bought it afterwards.]

[panpiping]

Oh, I see!

What?!
No!
It's delightfully beautiful!!
Look at all the shapes
and colors!!!

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

new desktop background: acquired.

[Thank you for this gift, Grimm.]

[fireindreams]

[Insert a thumbs up emoji.]

I am happy to provide.

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

[Luckily the Network can't hear Toki's obnoxious squeeing upon seeing the photos.]

THAT IS THE BEST SWEATER EVER!
WHERE CAN I GET ONE!?
^ↀᴥↀ^

[He was talking to Jail about making a sweater that shoots lasers, for a cat. A sweater of cats with laser-beam eyes might be just as good.]

[spelleton]

do you know your shirt size offhand

if not, can you procure it

[ He's already here, he might as well see if there's any more......... ]

[yokeye]

european sizes are hard!
probably the same as you though!
also, do they have sweaters FOR cats!?