UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

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[talkstoposters]

You're welcome. I'll send you the details later. Don't be late.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

[Kohaku is cackling at that in her room and showing her phone to Adelaide. Fortunately, Bowser can't hear this through a text conversation.

Ribbon dancing.]

I guess you really cant judge a book by its cover

Im not sure Im even going to go though...

[buddinghopes]

[Lia does her best to be a good girl.]

What time will the lessons be held?

[yokeye]

can we make it 40%?
there's always room for negotiation!
（☆∀☆）

[strings_theory]

You assume I give a fuck about prom, dude.

[marmoron]

are you seriously suggesting you're too hot for clothes....

[prisoneroffate]

Dance, huh? What styles?

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

I had no idea you were an expert in dancing. I'll be there. Thanks, Coach!

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

Will there be a third party observing the prom?

[ Who will see them to look dumb? Rex's paranoia is on fire now. ]

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

That's actually kind of you?

[Even if the message is a little heavy handed.]

UN: STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

Local fashion, or general fashion?

I have been considering hakama from my home country, but I am not sure if I should use a suit instead...

[look mr. bowser might be weird but he can't deny that the guy tends to know his stuff where it counts-

...Mostly. He'll use judgement.]

[talkstoposters]

I am now.

Also DO YOU WANT LESSONS OR NOT. I'm a very busy koopa.

[talkstoposters]

To what? Prom or my lessons?

[talkstoposters]

Not sure yet. Looks like this is going to be a bigger deal than I thought, so I'll have to get prepared. I'll message everyone once I know for sure.

Or I'll get one of my minions to do it. Depends on how I feel.

[talkstoposters]

You say that now. Trust me, you'll change your tune.

[strings_theory]

Missed it when I was in actual high school, dunno why this shit is such a big deal.

Only going to see how much of a trainwreck it's inevitably going to be since it's this school.

[talkstoposters]

15%. Yuya just offered to help for free.

[talkstoposters]

Breakdancing, for starters. Also ribbon-dancing, but I doubt that'll be too helpful here. Even if I am a gold medalist.

[talkstoposters]

There's a lot you kids don't know about me. I AM the king of awesome, after all. With my help, the whole dance floor will be on fire!

[talkstoposters]

Aside from my minions? Doubt it. Unless some moron decides to summon a demon or something. But then I could punch it, so I'd call that a win-win.

[talkstoposters]

What can I say? I'm a caring guy. Don't say I never do anything for you chumps.

[prisoneroffate]

Don't do ribbon, but I can break. What region? America?

[yokeye]

[Sabotaged by his own roommate.]

a truly pathetic offer!
i decline!
have fun!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Prom. Its a bunch of stupid bs that im not super interested in and theyd want me to wear a skirt and I dont roll that way

I might do dance lessons though

[talkstoposters]

Just go with the suit. Can't go wrong with a classic.