UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

Comments

UN: Akhet

[ahew_kha]

... There's a specific kind of dancing for this sort of thing? [Be gentle with her, she didn't even know prom was a thing before here.]

[talkstoposters]

Oh crud, it's worse than I thought.

You should probably show up to the lessons.

un: black

[marmoron]

[There is just.. so much to unpack in all of this??]

...you're giving fashion advice?

[How is this somehow the thing that seems more unbelievable....]

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. What about it?

[Is it because he rarely wears clothes?]

un supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

YOU know how to dance?

[talkstoposters]

WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE?!

UN: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

I will definitely be there. Thank you for offering to ensure I don't look like a total idiot.

[At least, as far as dancing goes. She's fairly confident in what she's actually going to be dressing in for the occasion but. Dancing.]

[talkstoposters]

[She can't see it, but Bowser is smiling at this reply.]

Don't worry about it. Just glad SOMEONE knows how to treat a guy trying to help.

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

that's really nice!

if you need an help I was doing lessons with the drama club for the Valentine's ball so I'm pretty good at it!

I think it'll be even more popular at prom ( ´ ▽ ` )b

[talkstoposters]

Normally I'd pass, but I think I'll take you up on the offer. We haven't even started and I'm already regretting saying anything.

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

I'll make sure to twerk instead.

[talkstoposters]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

i know how to dance!
so! a proposal!
can i help teach people and we call this my
alternate lesson plan thing?

[talkstoposters]

Nice try.

You will get extra credit, though. That enough for you?

[prisoneroffate]

Dance, huh? What styles?

[talkstoposters]

Breakdancing, for starters. Also ribbon-dancing, but I doubt that'll be too helpful here. Even if I am a gold medalist.

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

I had no idea you were an expert in dancing. I'll be there. Thanks, Coach!

[talkstoposters]

There's a lot you kids don't know about me. I AM the king of awesome, after all. With my help, the whole dance floor will be on fire!

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

Will there be a third party observing the prom?

[ Who will see them to look dumb? Rex's paranoia is on fire now. ]

[talkstoposters]

Aside from my minions? Doubt it. Unless some moron decides to summon a demon or something. But then I could punch it, so I'd call that a win-win.

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

That's actually kind of you?

[Even if the message is a little heavy handed.]

[talkstoposters]

What can I say? I'm a caring guy. Don't say I never do anything for you chumps.

UN: STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

Local fashion, or general fashion?

I have been considering hakama from my home country, but I am not sure if I should use a suit instead...

[look mr. bowser might be weird but he can't deny that the guy tends to know his stuff where it counts-

...Mostly. He'll use judgement.]

[talkstoposters]

Just go with the suit. Can't go wrong with a classic.

UN:moondancer (A sort of sequel to Kisara's post)

[moonlitdancer]

We're expected to dance at this event?

[This one was taught combat, general academics, and NOTHING ELSE.]

help him

[talkstoposters]

Duh! What did you think prom was?