UN: frostbite

[frostedoverland]

Yo, whats up, DA?

Names Jack, im new. So i need to know what everyone does for fun around here. I havent really been to school in like 300 years. Pretty sure things are different than when the pilgrims arrived on the mayflower.

[He's being a little shit because obviously things are different. Vaccines are amazing things, the internet seems pretty handy, cellphones are awesome but he's never really used one. Yanno, the works.]

Also, i keep hearing something about a prom? Is that mandatory? And most importantly, do I have to wear shoes?

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UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

I'm King Bowser. As some advice, ignore what that Keith kid says. He's just mad I'm a better dancer than he is.

Anyway, I used to bug Mario for fun, but he hasn't been here for over a month. So now I just punch things. Golems, monsters, daemons, whatever.

[frostedoverland]

uh

so what are you the king of? punching things?

[talkstoposters]

I might as well be; I'm the King of all Koopas and ruler of the Bowser Kingdom.

[frostedoverland]

sounds neat

wheres that at?

[talkstoposters]

It's in the Outlands. Do you know where the Mushroom Kingdom is?

[frostedoverland]

nope

didnt go much further than the fey kingdoms whenever i visited otherwise im usually in the human world.

[talkstoposters]

There's a warp pipe that'll take you to my kingdom. Pretty sure there's another one that'll take you to the Mushroom Kingdom, too, but I can't remember where it is.