UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[Guess who's back to their commentary bitching, Daybreak? It's everyone's favorite delinquent. Who is absolutely having Stone Free type for her, fuck off.]

Hey, here's a fucking question for all of you:
When does setting a person on fire actually constitute a reasonable act of force?

Because fuck you.

On that note, keep your shit together as I ain't punching things again for a couple of weeks and if anyone wants to do me a huge favor and not ask why my arms are wrapped in bandages? Really would appreciate it.

Also.

Fuck you, Keith.

Comments

[marmoron]

just your way of saying youre in love with me?
got it
but not interested

TEXT > VIDEO

[talkstoposters]

[A video recording starts on Bowser's side. On the video is not quite the koopa she knows. It looks like he lost some weight. A LOT of weight.]

I've got a new look. Apparently SOMEBODY thought I needed a new username to go with it.

[strings_theory]

You can stop now, promise.

[STOP RATIONALIZING WHAT HAPPENED, REX.]

Video, fuck it

[strings_theory]

[Oh hell yeah, this is a lot easier. On her own end the video stutters a bit as there's a clear sight of Jolyne and someone handing her the phone properly, huh. Also ignore the obvious bandages from her hands up to her elbows there, welp.]

That's rad as fuck, though.

Also I'd take a bet it was Jail, since, let's be fuckin' real, who else would do that?

[not here]

[marmoron]

[The face reveal on that new screen name is just getting So Much Laughter.]

[strings_theory]

Nah, more saying that you've got more enemies here than you think you do. I'm done, really, no real interest in fighting with you again.

Won't stop someone else though, I'm sure.

[She's full of shit.]

[heromedal]

Okay.

[ He could stop there.]

But if you ever need to know more about the tactical applications of fire, it is a wide subject with many fascinating facets.

[ Could. ]

text, un:jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

yep. tbh i thought it was rad, too.

[strings_theory]

S T O P

[heromedal]

I have.

[marmoron]

thanks
i'll sleep with one eye open

[talkstoposters]

[The flames in his eye sockets flare up, turning blue as opposed to red.]

YEAH, WELL, IT DIDN'T FEEL RAD!

[He practically roars this. Slowly the flames return back to normal, but he seems no less irritated.]

That Herald jerk put up a pretty good fight, but his big mistake was thinking ripping off my flesh would stop the King of Awesome!

AND YOU BETTER CHANGE IT BACK, JAILBREAK.

[talkstoposters]

[why this]

[strings_theory]

This is why Jail's the best, I'm just sayin'.

[She's biting back a laugh, holy shit, this is exactly what she needed.]

I guess getting your flesh ripped off wouldn't be very fun, but at least now you're more intimidating than before. Which, to be fucking honest, didn't think was possible. And yet here we fuckin' are, so, like. [She's shrugging.]

[strings_theory]

Probs for the best.

[nor_iron_bars]

so would you say that by picking a fight with you, the herald was... totally boned?

but yeah if you hate it that much i'll change it back.

un:yoitstippytoe

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Chkkrt chkkt chrrt chkk chrrkkt chtt chtt chtt chrrk chrrkt.

[strings_theory]

YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

[She wants nothing to do with any fucking squirrel again, thank you very much.]

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

did you really attack someone with your familiar first??

why

[strings_theory]

Fucking hell, everyone asking the why question.

Yeah, what of it?

[She's pointedly ignoring the why part now.]

[hippocarnival]

because attacking people is kind of

worrying

isn't your familiar a lot stronger than you?

I'd be scared for my life if one came after me

[strings_theory]

I didn't kill him or anything, goddamn.

And yeah, she is, last time I checked. But clearly the fucker is fine, so what's the big deal.

[hippocarnival]

I guess because he could have not been?

if I attacked someone with Odd Eyes even if I don't mean to kill them it's going to look like I do

and Odd Eyes could do it without trying if they couldn't defend themselves anyway

they're just as dangerous as throwing fire at someone

are you okay?

[strings_theory]

... I know how to control how much strength she uses.

And yeah, I guess I'm fine. Some burns, worst is on the hands/upper arms, which is why the bandages comment. Shit hurts, but I guess that's kinda to be expected.

[hippocarnival]

I think if I was the one you attacked I wouldn't believe that

I'd just do whatever I could to save myself

especially if you really just attacked him suddenly

he shouldn't have to fight you like that

we're not enemies

but I'm glad you weren't hurt worse