UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[Guess who's back to their commentary bitching, Daybreak? It's everyone's favorite delinquent. Who is absolutely having Stone Free type for her, fuck off.]

Hey, here's a fucking question for all of you:
When does setting a person on fire actually constitute a reasonable act of force?

Because fuck you.

On that note, keep your shit together as I ain't punching things again for a couple of weeks and if anyone wants to do me a huge favor and not ask why my arms are wrapped in bandages? Really would appreciate it.

Also.

Fuck you, Keith.

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[talkstoposters]

[The flames in his eye sockets flare up, turning blue as opposed to red.]

YEAH, WELL, IT DIDN'T FEEL RAD!

[He practically roars this. Slowly the flames return back to normal, but he seems no less irritated.]

That Herald jerk put up a pretty good fight, but his big mistake was thinking ripping off my flesh would stop the King of Awesome!

AND YOU BETTER CHANGE IT BACK, JAILBREAK.

[strings_theory]

This is why Jail's the best, I'm just sayin'.

[She's biting back a laugh, holy shit, this is exactly what she needed.]

I guess getting your flesh ripped off wouldn't be very fun, but at least now you're more intimidating than before. Which, to be fucking honest, didn't think was possible. And yet here we fuckin' are, so, like. [She's shrugging.]

[talkstoposters]

How is she the best? I thought I was your favorite teacher?!

[strings_theory]

You haven't really taught me shit, dude, gonna be real with you here. Love the intimidation factor and all that but she's teaching me how to not be like a fucking pile of dead leaves when set on fire.

So, like, practicality.

[talkstoposters]

I've been doing my job since I got here. You don't learn anything? Then you ain't paying attention.

Besides, you still haven't set up a date and time for our battle. How am I supposed to teach you how to knock heads when you never get back to me?

[strings_theory]

I've been kinda busy, dude. As you can tell. By the fucking bandages.

And the fucking post.

Come on.

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, and I'm a skeleton and I'd STILL fight you. You want me to teach you something? OK, then clear out those ears of yours and LISTEN UP. Anybody can pick a fight with someone when they're feeling their best. But it takes guts to fight when you're at a disadvantage and brains to know how to turn that into an advantage.

[strings_theory]

I'd kinda like to fucking heal first? Like, I get the sentiment in all, but it fucking hurts to even try to hold something, which pretty sure that includes making a fist. Sure, Stone Free could do it, but then that's only half my damn power and fuck that shit.

[talkstoposters]

Okay, so what are you going to do if you get hurt that badly in the middle of a fight? If you think the next herald jerk is gonna skip over you if you get hurt, you've got another thing coming, kid. They're gonna target you harder to get you out of the way. You either fight back, get out of there, or drop dead, and you don't seem like the kinda kid who's just gonna roll over and die.

[strings_theory]

[Man, she had planned to rest after this post. And now Bowser is just raising her anger levels instead.]

That shit doesn't matter out there. Which... by that I mean there's a reason to keep fucking going, to keep fucking fighting. There's no reason for something like that to stop me or get me down, for fuck's sakes, I can stitch myself up if I have to.

But right fucking now where there's no reason to be fucking fighting, I'd rather fucking heal?

Give me a fucking break.

[talkstoposters]

Whatever you say, kid. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.

[strings_theory]

Yeah, the walking pile of bones being a loud prick. Easy enough.

[nor_iron_bars]

so would you say that by picking a fight with you, the herald was... totally boned?

but yeah if you hate it that much i'll change it back.

[talkstoposters]

Just change it back! I don't need this after the day I've had! Bad enough Junior's out with his friends and the minions that CAN fix this thought it'd be a great idea to go on vacation!

[nor_iron_bars]

ok, done.

[That took her less than two seconds.]

i'd offer to fix that too, but you know biology isn't my bag. guess i could try making, like. a robo-body? how do you feel about robot skin.

[She cares. In her... own way.]

[talkstoposters]

I don't know, haven't tried it.

I won't lie, though, it sounds kind of rad. I might leave that option open.

[He appreciates it, honestly.]

[nor_iron_bars]

sweet.
you ever wanna talk tech, you know where to find me.