un: nadiasays

[mfes]

You know what you guys are missing? A school paper.

You'd think that with how ~rich~ and ~prestigious~ this school is, there'd at least be some sort of tabloid keeping us newcomers in the know about what's happening here.

So you know what? I'm gonna start one. Name's Nadia Rizavi, and I'm a brand spankin' new Candle from Arizona. Anyone else wants in, hit me up. Now accepting applications, AKA give me an elevator pitch on something you can offer to my new pet project! If I'm impressed, you're in. If not, well, sorry, be less boring!!!

Now let's get this thing started.

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[mfes]

....
Please tell me you're joking.

[heromedal]

I've been told I'm incapable.

[ Which is a Rex joke. ]

[mfes]

You sound like you're the life of the party.

[heromedal]

A common sentiment, I believe to be approximately 80.5% likely to be sarcasm.

[ This is also a joke. It’s actually 99%! Now that’s comedy. ]

Regardless, there is a shocking lack of communication on important information, so I suppose I can’t deny a potential for use in the project.

[mfes]

....

Yes. Yes there is. Tell me something that's been going on lately that'd be useful to have in the newspaper?

[heromedal]

[ Actively not mentioning the memory nonsense would probably be a little suspicious so... ]

There's always something going on- some of it is harmless, such as a recent incident with some sort of childlike being causing memories to be shared.

But more importantly very little of the precise details of what occurred in the recent, potentially world ending, battle has been publically shared. Only the aftermath and even that sparingly.

Also, someone has recently been stealing weapons.

[mfes]

Stealing weapons? NOW we're talking.
You bet I'll be looking into that. Thanks for the tip!

[heromedal]

[ Phew. That's the interesting one. ]

Will you let us run adverts?

[mfes]

Of course! What do you have in mind?

[heromedal]

I make things for people, or upgrade what they already have. School business no charge, personal use rates vary.

[mfes]

That's really awesome. You know, I just might hit you up for something. School business, promise.

[ ....probably. ]

[heromedal]

Anything to keep my hands busy is welcomed.

[ Ask him for a crazy spy kit for snooping on people you c o w a r d ! ]