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Jolyne Cujoh ([personal profile] strings_theory) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-07-18 07:50 pm

UN: GreenDolphin

Well, fuck, I figured this would go to hell a little bit, so lemme clear some stuff up for all of you. No, I'm actually being serious here for once.

If you could do me a huge favor and maybe not be absolute assholes to all of the UN people, that'd be kinda chill? I don't like 'em either, but the dumb-ass in charge of them is a family member of mine and he's pretty chill. Good dude. Only one that isn't a total fucking freak show.

On that note, if he starts calling me anything other than my name, he's a lying sack of shit. Don't call me that shit.

Also, he can deny it all he wants, but he's kinda my grand uncle. Welcome to my family, it's goddamned fucking stupid and great grandpa's a fucking trainwreck. Just sayin'.

Thanks or w/e.

P.S. Don't insult his hair. Just trust me on this. I know it's fucking stupid looking, but he hits harder than I do.
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[personal profile] stavros 2019-07-20 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It does seem to be more something you'd be generally told beforehand. Possibly lectured on.