[Sorry, Jonny, he ain't done yet so there's more foul language.]

Sucks to be you~ Fucking love the cold.

[something something warm bodies, idk]

Fuck off. I was on my way somewhere else. [Finally he drags his eyes over, wary even while they're unimpressed. What the fuck is this... No, really, the fuck is that.]

Whatever. Pretty sure the most convincing argument is your shit sense of fashion -- like, aren't vamps supposed to be hot gothic disasters, not whatever the fuck this is? But go on, do whatever it is you do, Battycakes.