un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

When the fuck is your birthday, anyway, asshole?

[deuteranope]

[squints...why does Jolyne Care]

nov 1 why

[...and then Héctor also messages him and, ah. Yes. Hm.]

gonna get me something ~*~special~*~ florida woman?

[Somehow, the word "special" is literally sparkling.]

[strings_theory]

[Look! Sometimes! She! Cares! About some people! Keep bringing it up and she'll do nothing out of spite, Mav.]

Fuckin' maybe, wouldn't you like to fuckin' know?

God, I try to do something nice one time and get the third degree. Rude as hell, dude.

[deuteranope]

lmao this is the third degree?? holy shit

[strings_theory]

Starting to think someone's getting jackshit from me...~

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

Seconding the birthday question. Also, I think you maybe didn't mean to post this.

[deuteranope]

a fucking genius
whatever it was gonna be up eventually I don't fucking care

nov 1

[unpocoloco]

MAVERICK!

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON DÍA DE MUERTOS! THE DAY OF THE DEAD!

YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN IMELDA AND I IN THE EVENING, WE CAN CELEBRATE BOTH!

[deuteranope]

[...................]

petition to change birthday

[unpocoloco]

Oh, come on! It's a good day! It's going to be tons of fun. It's not spooky or anything like this Halloween stuff.

I was going to invite you anyway. Now we can make sure there's some cake and things. Stuff for you!

Also, we were born in the same month. Another reason to stick with the best month.

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

And for everything else, there's MasterCard.

What's that first thing about, though? People pay you for your notes?

[deuteranope]

It means this shit

I'm a goddamn magical highlighter
but yeah if they want copies of my notes they can fucking pay for those too why not

[bolderfell]

Huh. That makes it easier to read?

[deuteranope]

> lineex.jpg

more for adhd/learning disabilities
can adjust for colorblindness too

[bolderfell]

[Therion actually takes the time to do multiple read-throughs until he understands how it's helpful.]

I see. The more you learn.

Seems like you have a pretty eclectic mix of talents to offer. Fistfights and healing, both free. Less of a conscience and you could've had a nice thing going for yourself.

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

A birthday, hmm?

[deuteranope]

oh I've been warned about you, lady...
THE CATERING IS ALREADY COVERED

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Nonsense. You gave me your mamá's number, remember?

[Don't think she's not going to call and coordinate their festivities.]

What do you want for your birthday, mijo?

[deuteranope]

that was for DRINKS

what like I'm some kid that makes a fucking list
I dunno just gimme shit

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Oh, don't worry. There will be drinks involved, too.

I thought I would give you a chance to voice your opinion before I went out and bought you something. But if nothing comes to mind, then I'll just have to get creative~

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Much as I'd love to sell tickets, I should probably discourage you from fighting other students on this campus.

So don't do that. I guess.

[deuteranope]

nothing wrong with a good mutually consensual beating boss
if it ain't me it could be someone else that doesn't fucking consent you ever think about that

[subconmodo]

If you think I haven't considered the merits of an underground child fighting ring, you REALLY don't know me very well.

But if I'm not allowed to have that little piece of joy in my life, neither are you.

[deuteranope]

yeah yeah what the fuck ever I hear ya

no one not legally an adult or take it off campus, got it

[subconmodo]

That's the spirit!

See, you're learning something from my classes already.