un: j.griffin

[onebetter]

Dear student body,

this is your student council vice president with two council-related offers and one announcement.

1. Graphic Design Job Offer
The student council is looking for a graphic designer to create a mascot/logo for us that we can use for council-planned free time activities around campus. Unsurprising to those who know us, we want the mascot to be a frog (or toad).
Payment will be provided.

2. Halloween Ball Costume Contest Judge Wanted
As you may have heard through the grapevine already, the council is once again hosting the annual Halloween Party. As part of it, we'll be holding a costume contest. The council will be the jury for this event, but we want to open the floor for one student to serve as a guest judge. This is not a paid activity but for-fun volunteer work.
If you're interested, just let me know. We will randomize the guest judge from the sign-ups.

3. HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST ✨✨✨
The Halloween Costume Contest will come in two categories this year: Mundane costume and magical costume.
The mundane contest is for any outfit that features no magical enhancement whatsoever. Only worldly skill and creativity are allowed. Any costume that features magic (or runes, or anything the usual human wouldn't know about) will be judged in the second category. Here you can go as big as you want, provided your costume does not inconvenience others at the party through size or special effects.

We look forward to seeing what you all come up with!

And as always, if you require the assistance of the student council with anything, do not hesitate to reach out at any time. We've got you!

-James Griffin

[ OOC Note: the costume contest judge will be required to give out IC votes sometime on November 1st or 2nd, so please make sure you've got time to check the contest out during those days! Randomizing the character who gets the honors will be done October 30th. ]

Comments

[onebetter]

I feel like I need to clarify we need a normal frog. Just some green little guy.

Not that this isn't... thematically appropriate. It's just also profoundly disturbing.

[deuteranope]

have you run it by banana jammer the WOMAN IN CHARGE

[onebetter]

Alright, if you insist.

@ bananice How do you feel about frog banana fusions that look entirely too peel-able for comfort?

[playitagain]

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[deuteranope]

fuck yeah that's my girl

[onebetter]

................ now my sword is going to be yelling at me about banana frogs for weeks.

What have you done.

[deuteranope]

god's work

> payme.jpg

[highelves]

!!! Did you draw this, Maverick?

[deuteranope]

no I'm a dirty thief telling him to pay me for shit I found around the internet
of course I fucking drew this masterpiece

[highelves]

It's absolutely gorgeous! So stunning! Look at the pose and the colors and the form of the frog!!! :D

[deuteranope]

so that's three votes for banana frog plus one sword vote

[onebetter]

The sword isn't a student and doesn't count.

[ Cue unbearable yelling in James' mind, rip. Still worth it. ]

But if this truly gets the council majority, I will have to bow to it, won't I?

[deuteranope]

discriminatory action against blades

yes definitely bow to me

[onebetter]

Any sword actually registered as a member of the student body can count on the councils full support.

.... we don't have any swords yet, do we?

[ AND NO BOWING SHALL BE DONE. ]

[deuteranope]

how the fuck should I know do I look like that shit's gotta do with me

[onebetter]

You seemed invested in sword rights. Worth the question.

[deuteranope]

I'm invested in giving people a hard time

[onebetter]

It is absolutely not appreciated.

[deuteranope]

eh we can put that up to a vote too
pretty fucking confident The Law will be on my side

[playitagain]

ommmmgggggggg it's an adorable banna froggie eeeeeee!!!

[she's sorry, James]

[onebetter]

The Law seems distracted 🐸

[deuteranope]

distracted by her love of what I have given her
my side wins