un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

can do

[Well, he can't, but...

............hm.

He wants to try? Ugh. Maybe he'll ask Adelaide for help.]

there's a lot of variety in cake though you know

[deuteranope]

so when's yours

[synthsized]

Yeah, I know. But how difficult is it to just get the best one?

[transfusionem]

June 13th.

[deuteranope]

[stares at his relationship with rover... well, he's not wrong]

holy fuck doc I'm clean stop thinking about my dick

it seems we're at an impasse

[hawkwardness]

Okay. What day in March? Because they're all the same to me.

[deuteranope]

fuck that's ages away

[subconmodo]

Not sure if you're being sarcastic here but just in case you're sincere, good!

Just as long as we're consistent.

[deuteranope]

oh honey

[deuteranope]

I think the 26th h/o lemme check

no the 27th

there you go happy birdday

[inflictwounds]

If you break it I'm not fixing it.

It seems we are.

[transfusionem]

It's not THAT far. It's closer than yours, isn't it?

[synthsized]

What???

[deuteranope]

so you're a delicacy to vamps over there

[deuteranope]

good of you to accept your fate

[deuteranope]

and what's your deal come come you're sitting on your ass instead of stealing shit huh

[hawkwardness]

Ha ha.

Works for me. Thanks for the hand-me-down birthday.

[nor_iron_bars]

yeah but we can go bigger.
battier.
more puns.
like if no one tells you to shut up and never speak to them again, was it really even a joke?

[foolishjustice]

Pretty much. And since my blood's so rare, I much prefer to keep it where it is.

Well, as much as is possible when you make a habit of fighting monsters.

[deuteranope]

I don't even like sweets so I am super the wrong fucking person to ask about what the best cake is
and everyone else will tell you different shit

I can take an educated guess at what you might like though

[fullthrottleammy]

Hey, not my pantheon not my responsibility. Japan's gods mostly live among mortals so they pretty much have what we do.

[synthsized]

As long as there's no cinnamon, it should be fine.

[deuteranope]

sure thing have a fucking party with it

in return you can get me something for my next bday which won't be for a while but you better not forget
nov 1st
mark it on your little bird calendar

[deuteranope]

I'm impatient
and yeah but I did shit for mine and I didn't do shit for yours

[deuteranope]

I wouldn't want you to and I'm not gonna fucking break my dick what the fuck