un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

un: xspire

[synthsized]

I'd pick January 1st.

Also I'm already fucking someone who's way older than me so I'm not sure I can answer that.













What's 4???

[deuteranope]

why jan 1st? not saying no obvs but we just fucking missed it then

you answered 4, 3 was math
also shut the fuck up I'm in my prime

UN: DogBackwards

[fullthrottleammy]

3. I can't answer for mortals, but immortals typically completely disregard age difference. If you're your country's definition of of age, you're good. Some even take it a bit further and use their definition of it, Zeus.

[adjectiveprince]

Father had nothing good to say about Uncle Zeus but I've never been sure how much of what he said was true and how much was just bitterness.

[deuteranope]

didn't he like...fuck swans
also just be a piece of shit in general but that's obvious and doesn't need to be said

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

3. Ugh. You're getting into the sort of thing I try not to think about, thank you.

But to put it simply, in my case I prefer to still think of myself as the age I was before all that happened.

[deuteranope]

how old are you anyway
or were
both?
I don't really fucking care

UN: G.Akechi

[foolishjustice]

2) Probably something in October. June is too warm for me, so if I'm going to actually do something on my birthday, it'd be nice if it was cooler. Besides, I already like that month, anyway.

3) I'd say mental and emotional age is more important than chronological. If the age gap doesn't make one partner feel inferior to the other, I don't think hard numbers really matter.

4) If he seemed like a teenager or young adult, I'd consider it as much as I would if he was actually around my age.

[deuteranope]

2. you're basing it on weather... nerd

3. yeah because you're hot for coworker senpai or whatever

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

way i see it, important part's making sure everyone's an adult.
mentally AND physically, i'm gonna have to say.
none of that "oh i'm 5K years old i just LOOK like i'm 9" shit, fuck off.
don't care how long they've looked like a kid, it's still fucking creepy and i ain't here for it.

[deuteranope]

imagine being a 9yo vampire turning 300 and just spending all your days murdering pedophiles
deserve a fucking medal thank you for your service little vamp

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

[Again, sometimes there are the most random and unusual questions across the network today.]

I don't think I've met someone 100 years older than me but also looks my age. Is this a hypothetical scenario or are you asking for sincere advice about a problem?

[deuteranope]

I'm just fucking thinking but I got a vampire bff and one day I'm gonna be dirt and she'll still be hot as shit so you gotta wonder right

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

2. My birthday is not very different to any other day so i would choose the same one. I think?

3. As long as you are both adults mentally and physically apparently it is in fact not that much of a problem or so I've been told.

Those with actual finite lifespans tend to worry about that kind of thing more.

[ When you're lurking in the background all the time you tend to pick up on some interesting conversations. And sometimes there's nothing to do but talk while you're sewing up some nasty wound.

Experience~*~. ]

[deuteranope]

what's with the last minute I think?

it was kinda directed towards them finite lifespan peeps and their personal choices

un: hieke

[inflictwounds]

I can't tell if you're asking for advice or not, but I'm not sure I'd want to date someone who wasn't on the same level as me mentally.

[But anyone that mature would know better than to date him, so.]

[deuteranope]

I'm not
if I wanted advice I'd ask how the fuck do you deal with some BRAT that appeared out of nowhere all of a sudden and wants your dick and calls you old when you're not even FUCKING TWENTY

also you're petty and deny people tacos so idk what that says about your mental age

un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

2. I don't know...picking a new birthday seems like a lot. What if you pick a bad day?

3. If they were nice, I'd consider it.

[deuteranope]

pick a new one
infinite birthday opportunity

[The rest of it...is cute and he approves.]

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

2. Spring sounds nice. How about March?

[deuteranope]

sure why not
want my old birthday? that was in march

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

I'm fine with my birthday where it is, tbh. It's 3/3.

[She's not going to touch the other question.]

[deuteranope]

if you were born in 2003 that's probs good luck or something right

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Oh my fucking god, why are you this bored.

2. I like my fucking birthday, actually????

3. So long as they act like they're fucking legal, I don't see the problem. Immortals and shit are weird and good luck to the people who want to fuck 'em as I'm not keen on the idea of it myself.

Also, I can't really say shit on age differences given, other than the one time, all of the people I've fucked around with have either been the same age as me or only, like, two or three years older than me, max.

[deuteranope]

god I wish I fucking knew

I don't remember if I know your bday or not

he was like jail bait
like the current age diff for me and rover is bigger than that but rover is like...bait bait not jail bait
click bait

un: supercritical

[but_fear_itself]

1. I hate reading history, full stop, period, sentence done.

3. idefk, but it probably isn't a linear equation and you need variables for actual age, apparent age, maturity, and maturation rate.

4. Depends if he's hot and I enjoy his company.

[deuteranope]

1. what about reading in general

3. that's the shit I want gimme that shit

4. good priorities

5. I flipped the fuck out at first because I read your profile as john mulaney and I could def believe he's fucking feytouched or some shit but holy shit going to school with john mulaney

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

1. um?

2. December 25th. Double the presents in some parts of the world. >:)

3. ummm???

[deuteranope]

1. book bad despite hopes

2. no no see
you don't get double the presents you get like 1.25x the presents because you're getting presents ANYWAY they just lump it all together
it ain't fair for xmas babes jammer

3. something wrong what's up

UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Personally, I just choose not to get involved with romance at all.

[deuteranope]

THIS

this is the right approach
this is the mindset I aspire to
I wanted to live this fucking life and then I got seduced like a fucking fool
it's working out but what I wouldn't give to just not give a single fuck
avoid the headache altogether