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[escardos]

hey guys! happy vday and stuff! quick q!

how much time needs to pass for grave robbing to become archaeology? like, if i pull a gold bracelet out of a pyramid, i've made an archaeological find. if i pull one out of the common graveyard, i'm a dick. whats the waiting period for looting the dead?

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[escardos]

i dont want prof moriarty to be angry at me tho ): he’s already going through a lot, he doesn’t need more stress.

[nor_iron_bars]

sounds like a conversation you should be having with him, then.

[Privately, Jail feels that the "Napoleon of Crime" maybe can't tell people not to get in legal trouble without being a hypocrite, but hey. It's not her problem.]

[spelleton]

Mausoleums, temples or crypts are for dead people important or rich enough to get such sturdy burial places, but most people don't have that luxury, sadly. Maybe you could start a business if you're interested in that sort of thing.

I'll see if I can find any records.

Actually

I'm arranging a trip to an Outlands facility for a student to look at anomalous cadavers. I think you get along quite well with her, and it might be of interest to you even if I don't think there are any worm undead there.

Would you like to come? [ He might regret this invitation. ]

[descolation]

Desco isn't sure! But she likes being a daemon so she guesses it's okay. But a lot of other daemons are really mean and Desco doesn't like that. That's why she's going to rise up as their final boss and teach them a lesson!

gwah sorry! woooork exploded

[playitagain]

...this is complicated

Would "old enough to be grandparents" work? It may have its own complications...

[escardos]

PLEAAAAAAAASEEEEEEE I’LL BE GOOD I SWEAR PROFESSOR EKKEHARDT I’LL DO MY BEST

[escardos]

i will try! maybe he’ll let me if i go with a supervisor? @ 128nemesis

[escardos]

then what are they to you!?

ur good!!!

[escardos]

oh that might work better! so like....70 years i guess!?!

[escardos]

i wont lie sir, but the idea of eating giant ants is kind of REALLY cool.

[escardos]

omfgg!!! theyre japanese cartoons and comics!! have you never read a comic or watched a cartoon??

[escardos]

id say we need a movie marathon but can you even see as a bat???

[stavros]

Tide pods are strangely pretty detergent, but not a cursed object.

[standless]

Can I s

Well of course I can, that certainly wouldn't ch

Oh yes most bats do have trouble with colour vision don't they...worry not! My form is that of a fruit bat, so I can see perfectly fine! For that matter, I've long since adjusted to daytime habits, and my vision has since adjusted in turn.

[soft_focus]

I don't know maybe.

If it's for watching, cartoons would have been on the tvs right?

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[escardos]

ohhhh that sounds like a lot of work!!!! good luck desco!!! become the best daemon ever and kick butt!

[escardos]

they werent created as a cursed object but they became cursed due to memes. society shapes everything! no one was afraid of furbies before ppl thought they were cursed!

[escardos]

haha, awesome! so we DEFINITELY need to have a movie marathon.

[stavros]

I'm sure someone was. Every child with access to movies has one or two perfectly safe films they're terrified of. My neighbour got nightmares from that one about the Russian mice. Toys not intended to be scary must be the same.

[escardos]

yes????? did you never have a tv? thats so sad!

[escardos]

yep. if enough people become scared of that same thing, then it becomes “a curse”, even if its the most mundane thing.

[stavros]

I'm still not entirely certain I subscribe to your quantum charm theory, though I know some mages believe something like it. Do you suppose that every grave is cursed, in that case?

[escardos]

i don’t! but the belief of one person won’t change what everyone else thinks.

[stavros]

Does everyone think that?

[escardos]

not sure! but how many tall buildings have a 13th floor or a room 13? same concept.