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[escardos]

hey guys! happy vday and stuff! quick q!

how much time needs to pass for grave robbing to become archaeology? like, if i pull a gold bracelet out of a pyramid, i've made an archaeological find. if i pull one out of the common graveyard, i'm a dick. whats the waiting period for looting the dead?

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[improbablenotimpossible]

I just had a long time to think a few things over - there's wisdom in hindsight. Pride and curiosity are the main drivers of living, I believe.

Hah - you're right on that point, it is more burglary in that case. Though... as a word of caution, not all vampires need to sleep in coffins.

[escardos]

oh??? do you not sleep in a coffin mister holmes????

[improbablenotimpossible]

Not all the time.

[escardos]

amazing! so what's more comfortable? could it be that vampires are just naturally drawn to having creepy coffins as their bed?

[improbablenotimpossible]

Some vampires require it as they need to be near the soil they've been buried in. Myself? Easier to travel long distances by shipping myself.

[escardos]

NDJDJDKDKFNDKDKFJSJDJSJFN YOU SHIP YOURSELF LIKE A PACKAGE???????

[improbablenotimpossible]

Not my preferred way to travel, but sometimes nessecary.

[escardos]

that's so COOL!!!!!!!??? do you do it so you can sneak onto places? like undercover? fight the bad guys with your baritsu before they even know that you're there like a detective vampire ninja!

[improbablenotimpossible]

Yes.

[And to get around his inability to be awake between dawn to noon, but no need to state that]

I wouldn't say I am a ninja, even if the other descriptors do apply.

[escardos]

you use disguises and you use martial arts! that definitely makes you at least 60% british ninja!