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hey guys! happy vday and stuff! quick q!

how much time needs to pass for grave robbing to become archaeology? like, if i pull a gold bracelet out of a pyramid, i've made an archaeological find. if i pull one out of the common graveyard, i'm a dick. whats the waiting period for looting the dead?

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are you a grave robber?!

What?

Oh goodness, no, though I should indeed have clarified-

I was studying for archaeology before coming to this place however! And from what I have heard of my fellows from that time, it is an important and worrisome question indeed.

that's interesting! so why did you stop?

[well

dying didn't help]

Unfortunately family matters intervened, to the point that it became quite impossible to return to those studies.

I've quite a lot of catching up to do now that I'm here actually!

so you're going to go back to studying archaeology! you should totally do it and follow your dreams! become like indiana jones!

Oh!

Yes, I intend to return to those studies (hopefully it will not be grave robbing??)...

Who is Indiana Jones?

YOUVE NEVER WATCHED INDIANA JONES?????????? THE EPITOME OF ALL ARCHAEOLOGY MOVIES????

WHAT KIND OF ARCHAEOLOGIST ARE YOU????????????????????

WE HAVE TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW.

Truthfully I've only been aware of human thought again for the past...two years perhaps? I wouldn't even say that.

Are you offering to show me a movie? They are fairly interesting, we didn't have those when I was studying!

woah woah woah... so were you like...in a coma?? and wait, you didn't have movies before? so you're from when??? the early 1900s? are you immortal?!

From before that, actually!

Though it is rather unpleasant to admit, I actually died in 1889.

I suppose my spirit was what entered that comatose state then?

All I know is that eventually I was stuck in a bat, so it's been quite interesting.

[He...did get a few glimpses of the time before that thanks to the Galra but he'd rather not dwell on the horrors that Dio did using his hands, thanks.]

are you????? a bat???????? right now????????????????

like the bird boy up in the replies?

I am indeed! (Though I was not a bat to begin with, so it is rather different?)

I am using a fairly large 'touch screen' to that end, which makes it far easier to send messages in fact!

oh that is so cool!! so you can't turn human anymore? or well, a human-like thing?

It would be more accurate to say I never could?

I was human to begin with in life, but my spirit is currently latched to this bat.

is there any way to attach it to something else?

like, say, if i tried to make a human-like puppet? it just seems like it'd be much better than a bat.

unless you like being a bat! or if you can't move at all. then that's fine.

[One...Long look toward the body he's actually got to pilot-]

I believe that would be possession?

Regardless, I'm quite fine with what I have, don't worry!

if you think about it, we're all possessing a body of meat and bones.

but alright! i can call you batman, then!

I suppose?

wait

What?

batman!!!!

like

you know

the superhero?

Unfortunately not?

I'm still adjusting to much of today's fiction...

id say we need a movie marathon but can you even see as a bat???

Can I s

Well of course I can, that certainly wouldn't ch

Oh yes most bats do have trouble with colour vision don't they...worry not! My form is that of a fruit bat, so I can see perfectly fine! For that matter, I've long since adjusted to daytime habits, and my vision has since adjusted in turn.