escardos: (onze.)
flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-02-01 01:47 pm

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hey guys! happy vday and stuff! quick q!

how much time needs to pass for grave robbing to become archaeology? like, if i pull a gold bracelet out of a pyramid, i've made an archaeological find. if i pull one out of the common graveyard, i'm a dick. whats the waiting period for looting the dead?
hatesdeerstalkers: (really?)

[personal profile] hatesdeerstalkers 2020-02-08 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Flat, don't rob any graves. It's rude.

[JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE]
hatesdeerstalkers: (hmph)

[personal profile] hatesdeerstalkers 2020-02-08 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
....Are you certain?

[Flat...]

Either way, you needn't parrot me. I suppose either way, I'm more inclined to let the dead keep what is theirs.
hatesdeerstalkers: (smirk)

[personal profile] hatesdeerstalkers 2020-02-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
A horrible fate, to be sure.

[...Flat isn't your entire family dead???

That's what he's thinking, anyway.]


Regardless, what truly brought this on? Idle curiosity?
hatesdeerstalkers: (content)

[personal profile] hatesdeerstalkers 2020-02-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do! anyone with an active mind would do that. I was merely curious, that's all.

[Also because Please Don't Get into Trouble Flat, he'd have to talk you out of it and that's a lot of Effort.]

...Though in all honesty, we do know. Crustaceans are a thing, especially ones like Coconut Crabs. We would just eat them.