EMERGENCY NOTICE

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THEY'RE OUT OF BANANAS EVERYWHERE IN SOLEIL

EVERYWHERE

THIS IS IT

NIGHTFALL HAS COME

BE READY MY FELLOW STUDENTS!!!

Comments

[shockingblue]

[...Well. This is. A thing.]

...Are you going to be okay, Nana?

Also, will plantains do in a pinch...?

UN: GioGio

[giornata_gloriosa]

I take it you would like bananas...

If it's alright, I could grow some trees for you.

It would need to be inside somewhere as, for as hearty as they are not good with colder temperatures.

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

I DIDN'T DO IT

[As much baking and stuff as she might do, Becky actually doesn't do banana bread a whole lot, so no, she really didn't do it.]

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I don't knoooow!!

....plantains can hold me over

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...........you

you can grow banana trees

Hello, new best friend! My name is Nana Daiba! What's your name?

[That's a 'yes, please.']

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ARE YOU SURE??

[lifeforced]

YES I'M SURE

If you don't believe me then go ask Lia how often Becky uses bananas.

UN: DogBackwards

[fullthrottleammy]

I can help maintain it once it's there. So could anyone who's learned Greensprout.

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

Everywhere? I knew they would be out of season, but to be completely gone, particularly as you use so many...

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....okay okay I believe you

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I checked all of the usual stores, the backup stores, and the backup backup stores!!

They're all really out!!

[stavros]

How does that even happen? Was there a banana shortage? Perhaps a disease or blockade?

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12 hours of obsessive Googling has revealed NOTHING

[stavros]

...I may not be able to speak on this, but is that not a little much?

[giornata_gloriosa]

My name is Giorno Giovanna. It's a pleasure to meet you Miss Nana. I can grow banana trees, and would be happy to. This would also give me a chance to see just how much I can grow at the same time. After all, why only one banana tree when there could be a fine grove of them.

Is this Miss Amaterasu? If so that would likely help greatly. I should be able to progress them to their first fruit. My power does not extend the life of a plant, so the more I bring them to fruit, the older the trees will become. And while I could make more after, if they can be worked with in a way that wouldn't require such it would be most beneficial.

[adjectiveprince]

What's a banana?

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

There's a song about that.

[shockingblue]

Think I have a few left when I was doing work with sweets earlier this week.

You're free to have them, and I can bring them to you if you want!

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You are a lifesaver, GV!

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Thank you both very much!! If you can make a grove of them and Miss Amaterasu can keep them alive, that would be amazing!

We need a space for them...

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No amount is too much in the quest for bananas

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...........what??

you don't know what a banana is??

I HAVE TO HELP YOU

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The End of the World as We Know It?

[stavros]

Your dedication is admirable, bananas or not. I wonder what would happen to cause this...

[adjectiveprince]

It sounds very urgent! What do you need a banana for?

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Whatever it is... it's a truly grave disaster...!!

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They're the best sort of fruit! The most important food! At least 75% of my diet!!/span>

un: sarinscription

[inkedspell]

But what about the plantains?

[stavros]

If hours of regular research turned nothing up, could it perhaps be a curse? Or a daemon?

[adjectiveprince]

Oh.

Are those the yellow ones? I still get a lot of fruit confused, I'll admit. Except for pomegranates.

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IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION

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Yes! They're yellow. And long. And you peel them!

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Plantains are still around...

And they're okay.

[giornata_gloriosa]

Do you happen to know how a person could go about requesting space in the greenhouse I've seen on campus? That seems like an idea place, with the availability for the right stable conditions for bananas.

[stavros]

What kind of creature would be interested in bananas? if it's only localized to the town, it should be easy to find.

[adjectiveprince]

Got it.

And we're out of them? Is there a famine going on? Famines are a major problem in the mortal world, right?

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We'll need to ask the faculty.

But I can say it's for important student council business!

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Kokoro, consider:

WHAT KIND OF CREATURE WOULDN'T???

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Well... not across the whole world...

But the shipments to Soleil HAVE NOT ARRIVED

[stavros]

I was thinking a giant monkey, but perhaps you have a point...

[adjectiveprince]

So just a banana famine.

A banamine, if you will.

[giornata_gloriosa]

Is it not?

I mean truthfully what is more important in a school than allowing a student to exercise their strengths to learn their limits?

That said, if you can provide the space, I would be quite happy to provide the trees, and their first harvest.

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Everyone and everything loves bananas.

Truly, they are too good for this world...

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TRYING TO NOT LAUGH AT A GREAT PUN IN SUCH DARK TIMES

[adjectiveprince]

I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm not taking your problem seriously. I promise I am.

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you're forgiven