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THEY'RE OUT OF BANANAS EVERYWHERE IN SOLEIL

EVERYWHERE

THIS IS IT

NIGHTFALL HAS COME

BE READY MY FELLOW STUDENTS!!!

It sounds very urgent! What do you need a banana for?

They're the best sort of fruit! The most important food! At least 75% of my diet!!/span>

Oh.

Are those the yellow ones? I still get a lot of fruit confused, I'll admit. Except for pomegranates.

Yes! They're yellow. And long. And you peel them!

Got it.

And we're out of them? Is there a famine going on? Famines are a major problem in the mortal world, right?

Edited 2020-03-02 03:55 (UTC)

Well... not across the whole world...

But the shipments to Soleil HAVE NOT ARRIVED

So just a banana famine.

A banamine, if you will.

TRYING TO NOT LAUGH AT A GREAT PUN IN SUCH DARK TIMES

I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm not taking your problem seriously. I promise I am.

you're forgiven