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hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

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...I wasn't gonna post to this, but someone who shall remain nameless implied it would be much worse if I didn't.

So here it is:

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...And yes, he's doing a dramatic pose. He thinks he looks cool.]

11/10

...I honestly can't read if you're being serious or not.

But... uh, thanks?

I only give people the rating they deserve

Fair enough. Didn't think you were so fond of people.

Is it really that surprising?

...Not for you specifically. It's.. a rare trait to have. It's refreshing.

Glad to hear it.

good job

i mean, it's definitely a Not, but good job posting anyway, despite that! it shows that you have real courage!

...Right.

[Honestly, he expected the ragging he'd get to be worse than this, so for now, he'll take it.]

don't feel too bad, it's hard to get the approval of the great and sought-after Maple

You do have discerning tastes.

[It took GV about four minutes of staring at his phone to figure out what sarcastic word he wanted to use in there.]

aw thanks!

CEASELESS CONFIDENCE PORTRAYED ADMIRABLY!
(✪‿✪)ノ
A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF VALOR AND MASCULINITY!

...Uh, thanks. Wasn't expecting that kind of reaction.

It's the lightning hero with a cool braid! +500 points for the pose!

Ah, that's a lot of points! Thanks!

cool pose! your hair is so long (°ｏ°) is it hard to take care of?

Thanks! And yeah, sometimes it can be. Gotta use a lot of shampoo and I keep it braided for ease. ...Knots are the devil, tho.

but it looks good on you! ٩(◕‿◕)۶ i admire your dedication

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