maplesight: (shitpost)
Maple ([personal profile] maplesight) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm

HOT ot NOT

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
tsunderetornado: (reflecting)

[personal profile] tsunderetornado 2019-02-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't float around and go commando. That's just tacky.
deafleppard: (83)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2019-02-08 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She's just. So relieved.]

Hey that's good to know.

Not the kind of free show you wanna just hand out.
tsunderetornado: (cautious)

[personal profile] tsunderetornado 2019-02-08 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
They're just high waisted and the same colour as my dress so that they don't stand out.

[This is an embarrassing line of conversation, but she feels the need to clarify.]
deafleppard: (33)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2019-02-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Woah, you've really thought this through.
tsunderetornado: (neutral)

[personal profile] tsunderetornado 2019-02-08 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of necessary for floating around in a dress like that.
deafleppard: (8)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2019-02-08 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, yeah. But I would've never thought of something like that, probably.

[Please don't kill her with your mind.]
tsunderetornado: (reading)

[personal profile] tsunderetornado 2019-02-08 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Gwen. You're safe. She's just going to take this opportunity to change the subject.]

Are you ready for the dance?
Edited 2019-02-08 03:05 (UTC)
deafleppard: (Default)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2019-02-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'll help for the fighting, sure.

Haven't decided if I'm going for the actual "dance" part.
tsunderetornado: (Default)

[personal profile] tsunderetornado 2019-02-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You might as well enjoy the food they're going to provide at the dance first.

[This is her way of encouraging Gwen to attend.]
deafleppard: (81)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2019-02-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You make a convincing argument.