HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[prisoneroffate]

She did a really good job

[deuteranope]

hell yeah mama does a good fucking job with whatever she tries her hand at

[prisoneroffate]

You two seem very close, I can tell even in the picture.

[deuteranope]

she's the best so no fucking shit

fuck this should be about mama instead

rate mama

[prisoneroffate]

If she's raising you does that mean she goes up to a 12?

[deuteranope]

she started at a 12, raising me didn't do shit

[prisoneroffate]

Being a good parent is an automatic bump in score, so if she started at 12 she's at least 13 or 14 now.

[deuteranope]

I take it back, you're a fair and intelligent judge who is never wrong about his scores

[prisoneroffate]

That you, it's a difficult job but somebody has to do it