HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[deuteranope]

nah sounds too middle school and pathetic

[inkedspell]

The best part is finding ways to break the rules without breaking the rules. It's only middle school if you're too scared to make your own fun.

[deuteranope]

oh I'm pretty sure the way I'd break the dance rules is definitely breaking rules

[inkedspell]

Sometimes I wonder if someone like you is really as boring as you seem when you only think inside the box.

[deuteranope]

not my fault the thought of standing around at a stupid dance brings me ever fucking nearer to the bottle

[inkedspell]

Bring a bottle then. Then spin it and find someone to kiss.

[deuteranope]

that shit is definitely middle school

[inkedspell]

You say middle school and I say you sound like an old man.

If you don't get at least one free kiss out of Valentine's Day then the only thing it's worth is the discount candy.

[deuteranope]

not a candy person but even I say discount candy > one free obligation kiss you fucking kidding me

[inkedspell]

Except you only get the discount candy the day after Valentine's and I need something to keep me busy until then.

I'm a impatient girl.

[deuteranope]

sorry spanner you're a squeak out of my age range

[inkedspell]

Ew. You're like lightyears out of my range. I'm pretty sure you're not hiding a cute girl under all that manly midwest grunge.

[deuteranope]

I'm a man of mystery sometimes but I am indeed a man glad we got that settled

[inkedspell]

So am I if you have those kind of misconceptions based on an innocuous conversation.

[deuteranope]

spanner sweetie you're such a little shit that nothing you say or do is truly innocuous don't fucking play

sharp mind, sharp tongue

[inkedspell]

Why, what a thing to say.

So much flattery when I already said you weren't my type.

[deuteranope]

yeah I decided you're an escaped clone of my mama so I can say whatever the fuck I want now

[inkedspell]

Being likened to someone's mom is one of the weirdest things someone has ever said to me. Lets not.

[deuteranope]

it's the highest of fucking compliments one can get from me deal with it

[inkedspell]

Still weird. I don't consider myself a mom-type.

[deuteranope]

funny neither did she

you clone

[inkedspell]

I'm not collecting any kids any time soon (or ever), so we'll never know how true or not that is.

[deuteranope]

I'm onto you spanner

[inkedspell]

If any random children show up at my door, I know who I will be blaming.

[deuteranope]

where the fuck would I get a kid dumbass