maplesight: (shitpost)
Maple ([personal profile] maplesight) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm

HOT ot NOT

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
subconmodo: (Let's talk about your chances of living.)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2019-02-08 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Gehring: Laughs at a poor, suffering soul who came to him for succor. That sort of cruelty is only worth a 4/10.

Hieke: Not a bad smile. Good sense of humor. 8/10.
spelleton: and will bury them instead (☀ the fiends have come for vengeance)

[personal profile] spelleton 2019-02-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
You mean 'came to me for completely preventable food poisoning'?
subconmodo: (H - ...jerk.)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2019-02-08 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
How was I supposed to know I was going to get food poisoning?

Either way I have a bone to pick about it.
spelleton: ☀ passed through time and the dark (☀ i'm a shadow apart)

[personal profile] spelleton 2019-02-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you should have given it a bit more thought before eating something that was cursed? I'm not exactly an expert on your food of choice, but I would have thought you'd be able to tell.

Anyway, I only laughed at you once.

If a day comes where I have to rely on you for any sort of help, I'm certain you'll be laughing much more than that.
subconmodo: (I didn't want you to sign anyway baka)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2019-02-08 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted.

And yes. I will. Heartily.