maplesight: (shitpost)
Maple ([personal profile] maplesight) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm

HOT ot NOT

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
made_up_names: (wat really)

[personal profile] made_up_names 2019-02-08 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
oh damn even better than expected

okay okay i wont but maybe this will cheer her up
deuteranope: (mav172)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-08 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
ok ok

to objectify her in a completely platonic way on the offchance she needs a boost from fucking dumbass kids playing games on the internet and sees this: Imelda is gorgeous
made_up_names: (questions?? so many.)

[personal profile] made_up_names 2019-02-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
perfect

youre the best
deuteranope: (mav198)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-08 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a piece of shit but I'm an honest piece of shit
made_up_names: (air quotes)

[personal profile] made_up_names 2019-02-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
being honest cuts your shit quotient in half anyway
deuteranope: (mav029)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-08 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
a quotient is already divided
made_up_names: (mentor!)

[personal profile] made_up_names 2019-02-08 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
no i mean it in the sense of magnitude
deuteranope: (mav133)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-08 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
oh gotcha

in that case I can most definitely be honest in a shitty way and bring it back
made_up_names: (take that i guess)

[personal profile] made_up_names 2019-02-08 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
knew i could count on you