HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[spelleton]

Is...there a particular reason why I should [ Is he missing something here ]

[made_up_names]

[ Nope, Peter's just being a gremlin. ]

his smile? ... bone structure?

[unpocoloco]

peter the man does not need to find me attractive im not dating around

[made_up_names]

shhhh im finding you a rebound

[unpocoloco]

peter
i am not
interested
in a rebound
and at least if you're going to try it would have to be someone actually interested in me

[made_up_names]

but he knows
about
your bones

[ His resolve is weakening. ]

[unpocoloco]

peter
stop talking
now.

[made_up_names]

FINE fine
wont stop me from finishing the h/c fic im working on

[unpocoloco]

i
dont know what that means
but if its stopping you from carrying on with this so be it

[made_up_names]

dont ask you dont want to know
but it was getting a ton of reblogs on tumblr

[unpocoloco]

i
okay
sure
whatever you say

[He doesn't know what tumblr is.]

[spelleton]

I sincerely hope you're speaking in hypotheticals.

[ Like he doesn't care but he's pretty sure Hèctor would have an aneurysm at the concept if it was ever explained to him?? That's technically still possible for him. ]

[made_up_names]

oh sure
my hypothetical tumblr
with hypothetical fic
that hypothetically got banned

[spelleton]

Those aren't very convincing arguments, I'm afraid.

Does it matter that much to you?

[made_up_names]

well

no

but i do ship it

[spelleton]

My apologies, but I'm afraid your matchmaking efforts, though valiant, will inevitably come to naught.

[made_up_names]

:(

well theres always fanfic

[spelleton]

You don't know nearly enough about me to even begin writing any sort of story involving me! Though I suppose fanfiction was never married to accuracy to begin with.

[made_up_names]

i was gonna say
lack of canon knowledge never stopped ANYONE