maplesight: (shitpost)
Maple ([personal profile] maplesight) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm

HOT ot NOT

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
no_dejare_de_quererte: (20)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-08 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I would appreciate the sentiment more if I didn't feel like accepting it would get me arrested.
inkedspell: (014)

[personal profile] inkedspell 2019-02-08 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
It is a completely platonic acknowledgment of your amazing qualities that I continue to aspire to emulate.

I can wait two years to tell you how commandingly gorgeous you are.
no_dejare_de_quererte: (06)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-08 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Long-suffering sigh...]

Thank you.

[And she's just going to leave it at that.]