Maple (
maplesight) wrote in
irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm
HOT ot NOT
hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.
"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.
a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.
HOT OR NOT
post pics, get judged, score a date.
that simple
this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.
a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.
HOT OR NOT
post pics, get judged, score a date.
that simple
this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

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That - actually makes him feel pretty bad about it, as well it should. There's no response for quite a long time. In fact, it almost looks as though Héctor might not get one.
(He was trying to help, at least at first? But clearly it spiraled out of control. He takes a moment to read back over everything more carefully and ... oh lord, there sure is a firestorm of comments now.) ]