Maple (
maplesight) wrote in
irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm
HOT ot NOT
hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.
"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.
a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.
HOT OR NOT
post pics, get judged, score a date.
that simple
this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.
a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.
HOT OR NOT
post pics, get judged, score a date.
that simple
this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

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anyway it's your choice just like it'd be your choice to give me your room number or not
if you do I might help put out that fire
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come over to aube 104 but you better make it quick! i'm starting to suffocate with allll this smoke!
[ and if mav does actually decide to head over there... yeah, there's actually smoke coming out from underneath the door. this isn't fake, mav, there's real smoke! but the door is locked so gj getting in ]
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WHAT
WHY IS THERE REAL SMOKE]
Hey!
[He slams his fist against the door a few times to see if that garners a response when the handle didn't work.]
Fuck, anybody in there?!
[WHY IS THERE REAL SMOKE]
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[ does that answer your question, mav ]
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Uh, listen, if you can hear me, you -- you have to cover your mouth and stay low! And don't open the window! I think.
[It's been...a long time since he learned anything about fire safety?? He knows that it can't be...too terrible, though, because when he tried the knob it wasn't warm, or anything. He does...carry a screwdriver on him, ever since Kano stole the door knob at the icebreaker event before school started...how much time does he have
okay no that's stupid he's just gonna have to do his best to slam what little weight he has against the door and hope the frame-y part splinters and lets him in]