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irisnetwork2019-02-08 02:35 pm
suddenlybees) wrote in irisnetwork2019-02-08 02:35 pm
thanks, mav
Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.
Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.
[She's pretty sure it was transparent that she wants to see him but... stupid schedules, she thinks.]
Thanks. I'll let you get to it, since I need to do some studying.
Send me a message if you need anything though! And have those shrinky-dinks ready.
Thanks. I'll let you get to it, since I need to do some studying.
Send me a message if you need anything though! And have those shrinky-dinks ready.
I'll have them ready!!
A kind anon tells me finals is soon...
Good luck to us both~
A kind anon tells me finals is soon...
Good luck to us both~
Aaaah so soon, I don't want finals yet...
But we'll do it!!
Talk to you later. ♥
But we'll do it!!
Talk to you later. ♥
[ This room sure does scream "teenage boys," and it's a bit endearing, with its stark contrast to Kano's own room where, although it's shared now, remains almost entirely empty and devoid of any personalization aside from the things he shoves into the closet, things to keep but not to display.
Everything gets taken in, and the photo- Kano snaps a picture with his phone, shutter on mute as not to give himself away, so he can ponder over this woman someplace else. The entire time he does this, he casts an illusion as extra security: of himself sticking a hand out to offer to the cat, standing in place no matter where about the room he's actually wandering around at. When Yuya opens the door, it's this illusion he sees and Kano pockets his phone to step into his illusion's shoes, hand outstretched to the cat, palm up. ]
Hey, Yuya, Yuya~ I didn't know you got a cat! What's your cat's name?
Everything gets taken in, and the photo- Kano snaps a picture with his phone, shutter on mute as not to give himself away, so he can ponder over this woman someplace else. The entire time he does this, he casts an illusion as extra security: of himself sticking a hand out to offer to the cat, standing in place no matter where about the room he's actually wandering around at. When Yuya opens the door, it's this illusion he sees and Kano pockets his phone to step into his illusion's shoes, hand outstretched to the cat, palm up. ]
Hey, Yuya, Yuya~ I didn't know you got a cat! What's your cat's name?
Oh yeah! Toki wanted one, so I agreed...
[He walks over, rising on his toes to barely reach over the bed and grab the cat, dragging her off the bed and into his arms. She just pulls limply, moving to start bathing herself right in Yuys's arms.]
This is Kuroko. We've had her about a week. She's really friendly, you can pet her.
[He walks over, rising on his toes to barely reach over the bed and grab the cat, dragging her off the bed and into his arms. She just pulls limply, moving to start bathing herself right in Yuys's arms.]
This is Kuroko. We've had her about a week. She's really friendly, you can pet her.
[ A good cat, not at all like Nekano who starts to bristle if somebody so much as reaches out to pet him. Kano neither likes nor dislikes cats, but he leans over and gives her a slow blink, a cat hello, in lieu of testing his luck and petting her. ]
He~h. A cute one! You said Toki's the one who wanted a cat? Does he really like cats? I wouldn't've imagined he's a cat person~
[ Sorry... if it feels like he's more interested in Toki than he is the cat. Mostly because he is. ]
He~h. A cute one! You said Toki's the one who wanted a cat? Does he really like cats? I wouldn't've imagined he's a cat person~
[ Sorry... if it feels like he's more interested in Toki than he is the cat. Mostly because he is. ]
[Kuroko stares at Kano... and then goes right back to cleaning herself.
Yuya shrugs.] I guess? He just kind of asked one day, and he seemed really excited about it... I've got pets at home, so I thought it'd be nice too.
[He sets Kuroko down, letting her find her own way as he goes to his desk and pulls a small box out of a drawer.]
Yuya shrugs.] I guess? He just kind of asked one day, and he seemed really excited about it... I've got pets at home, so I thought it'd be nice too.
[He sets Kuroko down, letting her find her own way as he goes to his desk and pulls a small box out of a drawer.]
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I like this plan.
I'm just going to wrap you in it, not embalm you with it. Possibly also tape you to a wall if you're really annoying enough that $8000 dollars seems like a bargain.
I'm not going to request a building expansion for my familiar.
She's perfectly comfortable being a normal cat sometimes.
She's perfectly comfortable being a normal cat sometimes.
Yeah cause you'll have to pay me the royalties for that suggestion
$2,000 per month~
Per payment
$2,000 per month~
Per payment
Before I do, I’m going to emphasise that I hate surprises.
[ Especially since he doesn’t know Kano’s abilities or personality that much, so for all he knows Kano is going to attempt to p, I dunno, poison him with pollen from a rare flower that causes heart attacks. Or shout boo at him when he doesn’t expect it and give him a heart attack. Or feed him food high in cholesterol and give him a heart attack. ]
[ Especially since he doesn’t know Kano’s abilities or personality that much, so for all he knows Kano is going to attempt to p, I dunno, poison him with pollen from a rare flower that causes heart attacks. Or shout boo at him when he doesn’t expect it and give him a heart attack. Or feed him food high in cholesterol and give him a heart attack. ]
Sometimes...
Just keep her fed and happy and especially fed!!!
When can I start?
Just keep her fed and happy and especially fed!!!
When can I start?
[ He's trying to get Rex to come to the party, heart attacks won't happen until after then, don't worry, don't worry ]
Aw, I'll have to rethink those plans, then~
But do you hate all surprises?
Even the pleasant ones?
There's so much in the world you can't predict, after all~
The world's just full of surprises~!
Aw, I'll have to rethink those plans, then~
But do you hate all surprises?
Even the pleasant ones?
There's so much in the world you can't predict, after all~
The world's just full of surprises~!
So I'd only be getting $8000 a month in the end anyways!!!
But I guess that doesn't hurt me, putting it like that...
What would you do with $2000 a month?
But I guess that doesn't hurt me, putting it like that...
What would you do with $2000 a month?
LOL
I haven't given you that much trouble so far, have I?
How it's been, it's just like that~
Is it worth $8000?
I'm kinda curious!
I haven't given you that much trouble so far, have I?
How it's been, it's just like that~
Is it worth $8000?
I'm kinda curious!
It does sound nice~ I've never had pets before!
[ Kano steps back to give Kuroko ample room to escape, and then joins Yuya at the desk, hovering close to his shoulder so he can peer over it and almost believe he's got a hamster or snake curled up in that box, before reminding himself what he'd originally come here to see. ]
[ Kano steps back to give Kuroko ample room to escape, and then joins Yuya at the desk, hovering close to his shoulder so he can peer over it and almost believe he's got a hamster or snake curled up in that box, before reminding himself what he'd originally come here to see. ]
[ 'There's so much in the world you can't predict, after all~' and 'The world's just full of surprises~' alternates as echoes in his head repeatedly and each time feels like an anvil is being dropped on his chest.*
We'll see about that. ]
'Pleasant surprise' is an oxymoron as far as I'm concerned.
But if it's moderate I can tolerate it.
*"Lisa needs braces. Dental plan!"
We'll see about that. ]
'Pleasant surprise' is an oxymoron as far as I'm concerned.
But if it's moderate I can tolerate it.
*"Lisa needs braces. Dental plan!"
We'll have to build up that tolerance!
Be on the lookout for moderately pleasant surprises~
Be on the lookout for moderately pleasant surprises~
100% pleasant, 47.8% surprising, got it, got it~
Pleasant will have to be my judgement call, with so little to work with, but don't worry!
I've got good judgement~
Pleasant will have to be my judgement call, with so little to work with, but don't worry!
I've got good judgement~
[Yuya pops open the box to reveal a stack of cards, surrounded by a couple knick-knacks. It's completely random based on whatever creatures and scenes Yuya just thought looked good. Dragons in there, definitely, and other fantasy creatures.
He takes the deck out, offering it to Kano to look through.] Here, this is it.
He takes the deck out, offering it to Kano to look through.] Here, this is it.
[ Kano leans over to peer at the top-most card, but he doesn't move to take the deck or otherwise touch it. ]
Are they valuable? The sort of "collector's cards" you aren't supposed to get fingerprints on, or breathe on, or expose to light?
[ Don't trust him with things like that? Come on. ]
Are they valuable? The sort of "collector's cards" you aren't supposed to get fingerprints on, or breathe on, or expose to light?
[ Don't trust him with things like that? Come on. ]
[Yuya smiles with amusement and shakes his head.] None of my cards. I can make a deck with some of them, but I mostly collected ones that I thought looked nice.
[He holds his hands up, fingers spread.] And if I wasn't supposed to do anything of those things, I messed that up a long time ago!
[He holds his hands up, fingers spread.] And if I wasn't supposed to do anything of those things, I messed that up a long time ago!
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