suddenlybees: (012)
kano ([personal profile] suddenlybees) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-08 02:35 pm

thanks, mav




Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.
thebreakfastbug: (Hi)

UN: bumblebee

[personal profile] thebreakfastbug 2019-02-08 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll just buy a bunch of duct tape instead.
thebreakfastbug: (huh)

[personal profile] thebreakfastbug 2019-02-09 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
It will if I mummify you with it.
thebreakfastbug: (huh)

[personal profile] thebreakfastbug 2019-02-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just going to wrap you in it, not embalm you with it. Possibly also tape you to a wall if you're really annoying enough that $8000 dollars seems like a bargain.
tsunderetornado: (chatty)

UN: Tornado

[personal profile] tsunderetornado 2019-02-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I like this plan.