thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

un: tyzias

[tiredcharmer]

do you take gold

[suddenlybees]

Hmm~
Gold's sorta heavy!
Is there no way you can liquefy it?

[tiredcharmer]

ever heard of a bag of holding

i can make one of those to carry the gold since you know

melting down a metric tonne of gold would be

difficult and impractical

[suddenlybees]

Really??
LOL How cool~!
Sounds like something straight out of a video game!
I'll take your offer of a bag of holding and a metric tonne of gold!
I'm also trusting you that a metric tonne of gold is equivalent to 8000USD, okay??

[tiredcharmer]

it's $41916540 USD. enough to buy your silence for everyone on campus for around a year

[suddenlybees]

How generous of you~
How'd you come by so much gold?

[tiredcharmer]

pretty simple transmutation runes applied on a large scale

worth just as much as the real stuff if not more and completely indistinguishable

[suddenlybees]

Holy shit, full proof laundered gold.
I'd like to see the gold and the bag before approving the transaction~
Would you like to apply this payment towards the entire campus for a year,
or yourself for several (?? hundreds? do the math for me please~) years?

[tiredcharmer]

entire campus for a year

i'll get to work, will contact you when it's done

gonna write up a contract too

[suddenlybees]

I'll be waiting~~
Time's ticking down, I'm sure everybody would appreciate this ASAP~!